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Kufur Gaga Saga
and The Exchange of Insults
From: kufur_gaga@jumpy.it
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 06:22:57 -0800
To: twinn@aflex.net
Subject: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Friend,
My name is Kufur Gaga. I am the manager of a security and storage
company in Nigeria which i will not
disclose for now because of security reasons.I have worked with my
company for 12 years now.As a result of this,i know the in and out,ie
every thing that goes on in this company.My company is one in which
politicians and great business men and women come from the whole of Africa
to lodge thier money and other valuables for safe keeping.
There is this particular trunk box that that contains the sum of
$28.5 million which belongs to one Chief Dada Jago from Liberia.This money
has been in our storage since the year 1999.Between that year and the
year march 2002,the owner paid for the charges that this money has
accrued.But between April 2002 till now that i am writting you this, he
has
not shown-up to pay for his charges, ie his belongings has attracted a
lot of demurrage.I have carried out my personal investigation and found
out that Chief Dada Jago is dead long ago.
I know you must be wondering what all these has to do with you.This
is it.In filling the form for the lodging of this money,Chief Dada Jago
in the column for his next of kin,used one David Mills a business
partner of his, as next of kin.This is where you will have to come in. What
i want you to do, is for you to agree to be Mr David Mill,the business
partner of Chief Dada Jago
If you agree to the deal,i will furnish you with the next step of the
plan which i have mapped out to benefit both of us.
This business is risk free.Kindly send your reply to my private mail
box: kufur_gaga@yahoo.com
Sincerely Your's
Kufur Gaga
Manager
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 13:49:28 +0200
To: <kufur_gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Mr.Gaaga,
I, am interested in making money, and not loosing it, but, first, how did you
find me?
Nash Chovek.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 31 Jan 2005 21:31:29 +0200
To: <kufur_gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Mr.Gaaga,
I wrotte to you but you did not answer to me. I told you I was interested, but
you did not answer.
I am afraid you found somebody else for this, but this is just not fair, because
I am interested, I just asked this:
I, am interested in making money, and not loosing it, but, first, how did you
find me?
Nash Chovek.
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From: kufur_gaga
Date: Tue, 1 Feb 2005 13:33:13 +0100
To: "Nash Chovek"
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Nash Chovek.
Thank for the reply.Did you ever read the reply to your first mail.the
answer to your question was boldly stated.
However your address was courtesy of a business journal at the trade
center in Nigeria.
Get back to me as soon as possible so that we proceed on the transaction.
Thanks for your coperation.
Sincerely your;s
Kufur Gaga
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 02 Feb 2005 02:49:57 +0200
To: <kufur_gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
OK, please send informations about the process!!!
How can I get the other man's money?/?/
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From: kufur_gaga
Date: Thu, 3 Feb 2005 19:42:20 +0100
To: "Nash Chovek"
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Nash Chovek.
Good day.Thanks for your warm mail.
For the transaction to proceed smoothly,i have to know my
foreign business partner.Send me the following informations
for proper documentation immediately.
1) Scan and send me your first and last page of international
passport
2)Your contact address
3)Your private telephone numbers
4)Your private fax number.
As soon as i received your informations,i will send you the CERTIFICATE
OF DEPOSIT of the fund of CHIEF DADA JAGO for the claims of the fund
which you will fill and sign
as next of kin to Chief Dada Jago.I've made all necessary arrangement with
my
Attorney to assist you in the whole process.I will be the inside man since
i am the manager of the company.My Attorney who will be working for you
this period will send you the CHANGE OF BENEFICIARY FORM as soon as you
respond.
Beinformed that this business is risk free and should be kept ultmost secrecy
Please,send your reply to my private mail box:kufur_gaga@yahoo.com
Thanks for your coperation.
Sincerely your's
Kufur Gaga.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 13:19:48 +0200
To: <kufur_gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Gaga,
I don't know what's your name -Gaga or Kufur?
Here's my passport scan first, and I expect the same
from you!! Be kind to send it to me as well, because
I'd like to know you as well!!!
Nash
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From: kufur_gaga
Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2005 17:55:04 +0100
To: "Nash Chovek"
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Nash Chovek,
Can i have the information so that we can start the transaction.
My names are Kufur Gaga.
Thanks for your coperation
Sincerely your's
Kufur Gaga
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 04 Feb 2005 19:26:49 +0200
To: <kufur_gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Gaga,
I sent you my passport scan, did you get it or not?
If you did not, please inform me to resend it.
Also, I asked you to send me your passport.
Please send it before we continue with everything.
The process should be based on mutual trust.
You did not explain how I can take the money
that belongs to the dead guy. I do not know
the situation thjere in your country, and I do not
want to end up in jail!!!
yours, Nash
PS. I asked what is your first name, and what is your
family name, stupid,
I know both names belong to you!!!
Do not be angry with me, I am just laughing out of good
intentions...
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 03:14:47 +0200
To: <kufur_gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Mr Gaga Kufur,
I sent you the following mail 2 days ago and you still did not answer to it!!!
I am really worried and I'd like to know if you are OK and if your offer is ON
or not???I reacted fast after you asked from me my passport scan, and you did
not answer if you got it or not.
I am afraid that you sent this offer to someone else and forgot about me!!! If
it is so, please tell me so, to stop my false hopes. It is a pitty, because I am
a trustworthy and confidential person very much, and I hope to get a chance to
proove it to you. Also, I'd like to know about you as well, to send me your
passport if possible.
With respect to you, I send you my greetings!!!
Nash.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sun, 06 Feb 2005 16:56:00 +0200
To: <kufur_gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
It's me again, Gaga. You do not answer to my mails!!!!
I see now that you went elsewhere. I am not happy with that, I think it is not
nice.
I thought we were going to be friends and do it. That is
why I was so informal with you, and wanted to meka sure which of the 2 is your
first name. Because you call your friends by their first name, not by the family
name. And only good friend can tell you you are stupid, and you do not go to
fight him to humiliate him for that-because you are friends!!! Otherwise you
have to defend your honour!!! That is the way of the real man in my mind, that
is what I learned from my Grandapa!!! He told me that people could kill even for
less before!!!
I started being frind to you and you ingnore it! Let it be known!
And, just to know, I am not crying over the money now! Internet is full of
opportunities, and I JUST STARTED my internet surfing!!!
Nash.
PS. I forbid you to use my passport scan for ANYTHING!!!! Be carefull!!!
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From: kufur_gaga
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 03:39:08 -0800
To: "Nash Chovek"
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Friend,
Good day.I really love your kind of person.Beinformed
that my name is Kufur
and my surname is Gaga.I now beleive that you are the only reliable person
that can handle this transaction for me.
Since you dont want to scan your international passport to me,it will be
better you send me your contact address,phone numbers and fax number so
that we can start off with the transaction.
Incase you are not willing to assist me kindly,it will be better you keep
me informed instead of trading words.
I have arranged with my lawyer who will handle the transaction with you.I
will be the inside man like i have told you ealier on.Make sure you call
the lawyer.This are his information
JAMES DUDU AND LAW FIRM
PRINCIPAL LAWYER
10 APAPA CRESCENT
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
BARR.JAMES DUDU
234-8023766218(DIRECT LINE}
dudu_james@yahoo.com
Make sure you call him immediately.he will be the one to send you the
change of beneficiarry form.I will send you the certificate of deposits
as soon as respond to my mail.
Thanks for your coperation.
Sincerely your's
Kufur Gaga.
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From: kufur gaga <kufur_gaga
Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 04:10:21 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash
Subject: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Nash Chovek ,
Good day.I did not receive the passport,telephone numbers,your contact address
you sent.You have to resend them to me immediately to this box.
I have contacted my lawyer for the transaction.these are his information:
JAMES DUDU AND LAW FIRM
PRINCIPAL LAWYER
10 APAPA CRESCENT
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
BARR.JAMES DUDU
234-8023766218.
You have to call the lawyer immdiately because he will be the one to handle the
transaction for you.like i told you,i will be the inside man.The lawyer will
send to you change of beneficiary form.I will send you the certificate of
deposit of the fund as soon as you respond.
Thanks for your coperation
Sincerely Your's
Kufur Gaga
Pls Note:Kufur is my name and Gaga is my surname
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 17:11:19 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Kufur,
Next time be prompt with your replys to my mail, I was thinking that you were
snobbing me, and I was getting ready to take my revenge on you!!!
Now back to our thing: I will send you now first my passport scan, you confirm
you got it and send me yours, and we'll continue!!!
It is good that you have lawyers, but it is bad thing that you believe him!!! I
do not trust a lawyer for nothing!!!Lawyers are bastards!!!
I wish you a good day and I'll be expecting your mail soon!!!
NASH.
Attached:NashPassport.jpg
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 07 Feb 2005 23:11:12 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Nash Chovek ,
Good day.I did not receive the passport,telephone numbers,your contact address
you sent.You have to resend them to me immediately to this box.
Dear Kufur,
I may be impatient, but I'd like you to confirm to me that you have recieved my
e-mail with my passport!!! And please be carefull with it, remember that this is
the second time I send it, and that you DID NOT get it the first time!!! God
knows who has it now and if I can be in trouble because of that!!!
My dear monkey, be kind and writte soon, we should
be friends, you remember?
Your friend Nash.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 08 Feb 2005 14:21:01 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Kufureskou,
Are we friends or are we not???
Do we insult each other as friends or we are just bussiness partners,
who do not trust each other??? You tell me.
Why do I ask? Because you delay sending your mail with the answer
and passport to me!!!!!!
I have time now, Normally I am very busy and have no time to do nothing.
Now that I do, I wanted to do our thing, but you delay and delay.
Please just do not tell me later on to hurry up, if I get to busy with my jobs.
I am really thinking of being your trusted partner and friend.
What do you think if we go together to Barbados after we finish our thing.
Think about it!
Your brother Nash
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Tue, 8 Feb 2005 05:08:55 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash
Subject: MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FROM KUFUR GAGA
Attached:SAPOTO.jpg
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Tue, 8 Feb 2005 05:59:41 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
My Dearest Friend,
Beinformed i received your passport.I have also send to you my passport.
Send me your full contact address,your private phone numbers and fax number.
As soon as i receive these information,i will send to you the CERTIFICATE OF
DEPOSIT of the fund of Cheif Dada Jago and you will fill and sign and send it
back to Barr.James Dudu ( lawyer ).The lawyer will send to you also, CHANGE OF
BENEFICIARY FORM which you will fill and sign and sent back to him.There
after,the lawyer will open a file with Federal Minitry of Justice for proper
documentation.The file will be brought to my office for the claims of the
fund.There after the fund will be remitted to you.As soon as you receive the
fund i will travel down to your country for proper investment.This is the
opprtunity i have been waiting for in life.I thank God it has come.This
transaction will take at least ten working days.
Don't attertain any fear on the lawyer because i have known him for the past
fifteen years.He is truthful and a trusted person who can handle this
transaction perfectly.He's the family lawyer for long now.
Like i have always told you my good friend,this business needs ultmost secrecy.
I await your response.
Sincerely your's
Kufur Gaga.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Tue, 8 Feb 2005 12:47:29 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: DID YOU RECEIVE MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT?
My Dearest Friend,
Good day.I should have expected that you should let me know if you have received
my international passport.My regards to your family.
I await your response.
Kufur Gaga.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 00:04:32 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
My Dear Friend,
Good day.I just want to know if you receive my passport and also to know if you
are ok.
I await your response.
Kufur Gaga
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 12:54:02 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Dear Kufur,
yes I got your passport, and I am thinking about everything.
I thought we were friends, I isult you now and then,
but you are calm as a snake!!!
I got this mail. Do you know anything about this?
Nash
Attn:
I am Dr:Khumalo Buthebula, Director of Project, South Africa Ministry of
Mining & Natural Resources. I am making this contact with you based on the
committee's need for an individual/company who is willing to assist us with a
solution to a money transfer. First and foremost apologized using this medium
to reach you for a transaction/business of this magnitude, but this is due to
Confidentiality and prompt access reposed on this medium.
In unfolding this proposal, I want to count on you, as a respected and honest
person to handle this transaction with sincerity, trust and confidentiality. I
have decided to seek a confidential co-operation with you in the execution of
the deal described Here under for the benefit of all parties and hope you will
keep it as a top secret because of the nature of this transaction. Within the
Ministry of Mining and Natural resources where I work as Director of Project
Implementation and with the co-operation of four other top officials, we have
in our possession as overdue payment bills totaling Fourteen Million, Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$14,500,000.) which we want to
transfer abroad
with the assistance and cooperation of a foreign company/individual to receive
the said fund on our behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to
receive such funds.
These approved fund is now packaged and despatched through a security firm for
onward delivery to its final destination in Europe. These fund are first
deposited into a security vault before we arrange for its movement to Europe
through diplomatic channel using decoy purporting that the funds belongs to an
expatriate/company , as we are Government officialls ,we are not allowed to
operate/own foreign bank account,Hence we need you to stand as the beneficiary
and claim the funds on our behalf from the security firm. The business itself
is 100%safe, on your part provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and
confidentiality. Also your area of specialization is not a hindrance to the
successful execution of this transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you
and hope that you will not disappoint me. I have the authority of my partners
involved to propose that should you be willing to assist us in the
transaction, your share of the sum will be 20% of the$14.5 million, 70% for us
a nd 5% for taxation and miscellaneous expenses and while balance 5% will go
to charity organisation. The business itself is 100%safe, on your part
provided you treat it with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Also your area
of specialization is not a hindrance to the successful execution of this
transaction. I have reposed my confidence in you and hope that you will not
disappoint me.
Endeavor to contact me immediately through my e-mail to confirm whether or not
you are interested in this deal. If you are not, it will enable me scout for
another foreign partners to carryout this deal. I want to assure you that my
partners and myself are in a position to make the payment of this claim
possible provided you can give us a very strong Assurance and guarantee that
our share will be secured and please, remember to treat this matter very
confidential, because we will not comprehend with any form of exposure as we
are still in active Government Service. Once again, remember that time is of
great essence in this transaction wait in anticipation of your fullest
co-operation.
If you are interested Contact me on my Direct Confidential. Email Address:
buthebula1@yahoo.com.hk
Yours faithfully,
Dr :Khumalo Buthebula
N.B Please email your full name address confidential Telephone number to
enable me contact you for further clarifications
__________________________----------
From: kufur gaga
Date: Wed, 9 Feb 2005 10:31:52 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
My Dear Friend,
Good to hear from you again.I know nothing concerning that mail you received.You
better ingnore the mail because it sound funny.I said so because where the mail
is coming from was not indicated.I advise you to stay clear from that mail.
I await your response.
Sincerely Your's
Kufur Gaga.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 09 Feb 2005 22:31:30 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Honourable Mr. Gaga Kufur,
I am not going to give you ANY friendly insult because you are so formal to me!!
To be honest that fact confusses me, because I did insult you friendly!!!
I called you stupid and my dear monkey! That thing
you are allowed to say
to friends only!!! And you did not respond in that friendly way!!
Well you asked for my full name and adress. Wel'' here is it:
Nash Chovek Jebivetar
Adress: 19 Mela Spyrou str, 166 73 Voula, Athens, Greece
Born 14. March 1962 in Prnjavor.
In case you need my bank account for the transfer:
BANK NAME ---------LAIKI BANK----
BANK ADDRESS-----Glyfada Branch,16675 Glyfada,GREECE
ACCOUNT NUMBER--011-003865-909
SWIFT CODE----------EPPBGRAA
Now about the lawyers. Allthough you are 5 years older then me,
you are probably inexpirienced man, that is why I think you believe
that there are honest lawyers!!! Well, I hope you will not have to
learn the truth the way I did.
I bet you that this lawyer of yours will be nice in the begining, and
then, when you least expect, he'll hit us from the back. He may decide
to go to the other side, or at least ask for some money, finding some
crazy excuse for it!!! I bet you, and you'll see....
Now please explain to me-how do I take the dead guy's money???
You must explain to me, I don't want to go to jail!!!
With repect,
Nash
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 20:01:38 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Mr. Gaga,
You seem not to be interested to communicate with me, and I assume you found
another person to do this thing with. That is and unfortunate thing and I am
sorry
that you decided so.
To be completely honest with you, if you do not answer to me the soonest the
possible,
I will probably decide to get into the deal with Mr. Khumalo, because it seems
that
the whole procedure is very simple and risk free with him. I do not have to
pretend that
I am somebody else, which I am afraid it may have taken me to jail, if I
listened to you!!!
I still hope you'll writte soon and explain yourself, but anyway, I hope you got
yourself
a confidential and trustworthy partner.
Polite regards,
Nash J. Chovek
Voula, Athens.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 01:13:17 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Mr. Gaga,
You seem not to be interested to communicate with me, and I assume you found
another person to do this thing with. That is and unfortunate thing and I am
sorry
that you decided so.
To be completely honest with you, if you do not answer to me the soonest the
possible,
I will probably decide to get into the deal with Mr. Khumalo, because it seems
that
the whole procedure is very simple and risk free with him. I do not have to
pretend that
I am somebody else, which I am afraid it may have taken me to jail, if I
listened to you!!!
I still hope you'll writte soon and explain yourself, but anyway, I hope you got
yourself
a confidential and trustworthy partner.
Polite regards,
Nash J. Chovek
Voula, Athens.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Fri, 11 Feb 2005 03:06:56 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Am sorry.
My Good Friend,
Good day.I am really sorry for not writing on time .I have a very tight
scheduled yesterday.I was out of the office.I got all your bank details and your
contact address but you did not include your telephone number which i would have
love to have too.Well,i will send you the Certificate of Deposit of the fund as
soon as possible.Have you contacted the lawyer?
I have not push you out of this deal.For now, you are the only one i can count
on.I just love your kind of person.
I am really sorry for the delay.I will get back to you as soon as possible.
I await your response.
Am sorry
Kufur Gaga.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 00:21:40 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
My Derest Friend,
Good day.I know you must be wondering why i have not sent you mail for a while
now.I am getting things done here.I have to change our computerize systems in
your names.Like i told you All road leading to the success of this transaction
is in place.As soon as i am through with that i will send you those documents
immediately.
I wish you and your family a happy valentine.Count on me,i will never let you
down.
Cheers
Kufur Gaga
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 08:32:07 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: FROM KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
My Dear Friend,
Good day.I am trying to fix your names into our systems.So that we won't have
any problem as soon as we begin the transaction.I have to really do my home work
perfectly so that we don't have problem.
My regards to your family.
Cheers
Kufur Gaga
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 19:03:01 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Polite regards to KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
This message is a polite one to Mr Fufur Gaga,
I am a bit humiliated with this all, because I do not understand what are you
talking about.
I explained to you in simple terms to transfer the money to my account, and now
you
are putting me into your system, allthough I told you I was worried not to end
up
in jail for luying about my relation to the dead guy!!!
Can I count on you or not, allthough we did not exchange ANY friendly insults???
As a matter of fact, I did try but you did not respond.
Again, I am ready for action, but I do not want to risk, unless I am 100%
sure!!!
Polite regards,
Nash
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 07:07:33 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Polite regards to KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
It's early morning here, and I did not sleep all night because I was thinking of
all this. It is confusing, and you do not help. I need money, but my fears are
all because of your way of not answering my questions.
You must do it now or let me back my peace!!! Do you understand?
Now I go to sleep, but if there's no message from you when I wake up.....?!?
Politely, Nash
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 23:27:21 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: Polite regards to KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
My Good Friend,
Good Morning.There is nothing to worry about.Is just that am trying to perfect
the deal.I need to put your names in place of the next of kin into our system.As
soon as am through with that i will send the necessary documents to you
immediate.
All route leading to the success of this deal in progress.
Remember,don't get your self worked up.You are truelly my business parter.
Cheers
Kufur Gaga
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 12:24:25 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: Polite regards to KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
It's easy to be cool and refreshing when your ass is not on the line!!!
I imagine myself being arrested there for forgery, and it would be
me in jail and not you!!!
I am thinking, may be we could send somebody as my representative?
N.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 23:51:36 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: Polite regards to KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
My Good Friend,
Why are you bothered for nothing.You think i would love to be arrested neither
you.I am putting in place every protocol that my company needs before we present
all necessary documents for the claims of the fund.I trust you as a friend and
as a business partner.Just go to sleep and rest.Consider your self making big
money in life.I beleive in perfect work and that is what i am doing back here.
We would be made very soon.
Your true friend
Kufur Gaga
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005 16:30:00 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: Polite regards to KUFUR GAGA (urgent)
Mr. Gaga Kufur,
I am now really interested in informations you have on me. What is the source,
there where you
got my e-mail adress, how come they have information that I am gay man, and then
you feel
free to tell me we would be made up very soon.
First of all, my sexuality is a secret I shared with very few people, and
I did not intend to
announce it, I am from a known family and it may cause problem to the business
here!!!
Judging from your passport photo you are a handsome man, but I am not sure if we
would fit
together, specially because of the fame you coloured people have considering
your size, and
above all I am a very sensitive man and I have some habits some of my friends
could not cope
with.
Please respect my privacy, and do not spread the information you have about my
life!!!
I also did not understand what you mean when you say:You
think i would love to be arrested
neither you. If somebody is to be arrested it is me, I am the one who has
to claim the money,
not you or Pera Dedic! I asked you if you could find somebody who could
represent me, and
risk there instead of me, and get a reward for it, what do you say???
My polite regards, Nash.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 2005 00:30:52 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: PLEASE, ACT FAST
My Dear Friend,
Good day.Sorry for not writing on time.I have been very busy with issues
relating to my official duty.How is the family out there?I see no reason why you
must be afraid.Like i told you i will be the last person to hurt you.I have you
as a trusted friend and as a trusted foreign business partner.
If you abide by instructions,we have just seven (7)working days to complete the
transaction.there which the fund will be tranfer to you.
Attached is the Cetificate of deposit and Contract Bond of Chief Dada Jago.Do
not alter the document.Study it and send it back to the lawyer through his email
Barr,James Dudu
234-8023766218
dudu_james@yahoo.com
On receiving it the lawyer will send to you Change of Ownership form which you
will fill and sent back to him.
Thanks for your coperation and understanding.
Sincerely your's
Kufur Gaga
Attached:
AFFILIATED TO ITY AGENCY[1].doc
ROYALCROWN SECUANY LTD 2[1].doc
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 17:06:59 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: PLEASE, ACT FAST
Gaga,
OK, I will do it, allthough I DO NOT TRUST LAWYERS. In my opinion they are all
bastards, and they try
to cheat people from their money ALLWAYS. I met many of them in my life, and not
a single one of them was
OK!!!
Let us see if this one is like all the others. I suspect that he will suddenly
come up tax fee nobody ever
heard of, and he will demand to be payed BEFORE your and my money gets to my
account!!! You or me
will have to pay him in advance, and then he will take a bigger deal of money
form the money in the bank.
I really wish he prooves me wrong, and we conclude our deal sooner the better!
I will send these papers to him now.
With respect, Nash.
Ah, I forget to ask you- why do you insist calling me dear friend, and you
refuse to exchange friendly insults?
It sonds so fake! Do you have blood or milk in your veins??? Don't you proove
your friendship by insulting
the friend? If a friend takes an insult with a smile, he is real, if he does
not, he is fake!!!
I really can not understand yuo?
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005 23:36:03 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: GOOD MORNING.
My Good Friend,
I got ur mail and i was really happy that we are now in business.The lawyer just
called me now that he receive your mail yesterday and he is on his way to the
court to secure the change of beneficiary form.
Incase you have any problem with him dont fail to alert me,which i know you
won't have.
Cheers
Kufur Gaga
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 11:57:18 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: GOOD MORNING.
Mr.Gaga kufur,
I do not know what I should do now?
And today is a very sunny day now with no clouds on the sky.
How long till something really important happens? I am so bored
Also some man who sonds like you, and he wants the same thing,
wrote to me. His name is like yours but shorter, like your nickname
-his name is Kufo!!! May be he is one of yours? And what if he finds
somebody before we finish, and he take? Can you protect?
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW IF MY
E-MAIL ADRESS IS BEING ADVERTISED
SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU FOUND ME.
Where did YOU find me EXACTLY????????
Here is his mail, bye from me:
Greetings,
You may be surprised to receive my letter. However, I
got your contact as a result of my despirate desire for
assistance,though this mail is unsolicited I pray you consider it.I have
decided to contact you for confidential,urgent and rewarding joint business.
My name is DUKE KUFO, I was a Personal Assistant
to the Late Democratic Republic Of Congo President; LAURENT KABILA, who was
assasinated.
My aim of writing to you is because of the need for a
trusted and honest person, who I can entrust the sum
of US$32,800,000 (thirty two million, eight hundred
thousand USDollars).
Source of the money: I and the late president secured
this money in a security firm, in my name before his death.Now that he is
late, I want to transfer the money out of the security company becuase of the
insecurity of the money ,for investment in your country, I can not travel out
of the contry where I am on asylum,
hence I am asking for your assistance to have this
money in your care pending when I will secure travel documents to come over to
your country.If you accept this offer we shall share the money as follows: for
you,25%, 75% for me.
I have all the title documents to the fund which I can
transfer to you to enable you have assess to the
money.Be assured that is risk-free and legitimate. Please advise me on your
position immedaitely.Please I await your prompt reply so that i can introduce
you to my lawyer who will handle the transaction.
Email to my private mail
address:kufo_de@indiatimes.com
Best Regards.
Duke Kufo.
Mr. Duke Kufo,
Please send me ALL the informations on
what exactly you want me to do to earn
this 8 200 000$!!!
sincerely, Nash Chovek Jebivetar.
PS do you know Mr Kufur Gaga, who recently
e-mailed me on a similar matter?
If not, how do you explain the fact that 2 of you
writte to me in a short time for a similar thing,
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW IF MY
E-MAIL ADRESS IS BEING ADVERTISED
SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU FOUND ME.
Where did YOU find me EXACTLY????????
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From: dudu james
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 07:22:25 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FROM BARR, JAMES DUDU
Att:Nash Chovek,
Attached is the change of ownership form.Sign and send it back to me.Do not
alter the document.You are to pay the fees of $520 through Western Unoin Money
Tranfer.Pay the money through my account officer, these are his information:
BELLO ADAMU
96 ADETOLA STREET,SURULERE
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
As soon as you pay the money,send me the sender's names,contact address and
control numbers.
You need to send to me your full contact address,telephone numbers.
As soon as i receive the document i will file them to Kufur Gaga's office
immediately for the release of your fund.
Thanks
Barr,James Dudu
234-80-23766218
Attached:
HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE[1].doc
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 21:22:54 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: I told you-lawyer wants money first!!!
OK, it is not much, I'll think about it, but I enjoy by saying_I TOLD YOU SO!
Here's my previous mail to you to answer, lawyer's mail,
and my regards!!!
Mr.Gaga kufur,
I do not know what I should do now?
And today is a very sunny day now with no clouds on the sky.
How long till something really important happens? I am so bored
Also some man who sonds like you, and he wants the same thing,
wrote to me. His name is like yours but shorter, like your nickname
-his name is Kufo!!! May be he is one of yours? And what if he finds
somebody before we finish, and he take? Can you protect?
I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW IF MY
E-MAIL ADRESS IS BEING ADVERTISED
SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU FOUND ME.
Where did YOU find me EXACTLY????????
Here is his mail, bye from me:
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From: dudu james
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 07:22:25 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP FROM BARR, JAMES DUDU
Att:Nash Chovek,
Attached is the change of ownership form.Sign and send it back to me.Do not
alter the document.You are to pay the fees of $520 through Western Unoin Money
Tranfer.Pay the money through my account officer, these are his information:
BELLO ADAMU
96 ADETOLA STREET,SURULERE
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
As soon as you pay the money,send me the sender's names,contact address and
control numbers.
You need to send to me your full contact address,telephone numbers.
As soon as i receive the document i will file them to Kufur Gaga's office
immediately for the release of your fund.
Thanks
Barr,James Dudu
234-80-23766218
Attached:
HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE[1].doc
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 03:25:31 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: It is urgent.
My Good Friend,
How is today?i guess all is well as regards your job and family.
The content of you mail was highly digested.
Firstly,However your email address was courtesy of a business journal at the
trade
center in Nigeria.
But after due consideration from my profile, I became aware of your
credibility of handling this business transaction, after my humble
decision to solicit for your understanding and co-operation in this
transaction, as it will be beneficial to all of us involved.
Secondly,you should give deaf ear to any mail that comes your way.
Thirtly,As concern the lawyer,you shoud understand one simple fact that lawyers
work for their money and that is how they make a living.Morealso,that money he
ask you to pay belongs to Federal Ministry of Justice.Do you know that i have
paid him for his consultancy fees ($2200) two thousand two hundred dollar
becuase i know how serous i am concerning this deal.
My good friend,we dont have time to waste,we have seven working days from now to
smile.Think about it.pay the money.Make sure you demand for receipt from him as
soon as you wire the money to him.
Get back to me immediately.
It's me
Kufur Gaga.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 13:49:02 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: It is urgent.
Look Gaga,
Let me do the things my way, do not push me! I am aware that it has to be done
quickly!
But I want to check him. I do not know him, and I do not trust lawyers! If you
trust him 100%
YOU give him the money! Why? Because if he fucks us, it will be me loosing the
money
and not you!!! Why can't he take a share of the money to come, instead of taking
the money
in advance? I may sound paranoic to you, but I had so many bad expiriences with
lawyers
and I lost much money from them, that I do not trust them at all!
I will send him the money, he asked for 520$ (why do you mention 2200, do you
know
something I do not know?) I want him first to do something to proove!
And the third matter: I do not know of this business journal at the trade center
in Nigeria.
I want to see it. Please scan the page with my adress and info, I want to know
what they
writte on me!
The fact that I am so carefull should tell you how serious I am with this deal,
I am not
going to be a fool never again!!! I will be carefull for both of us, you don't
want to loose your
money as well, don't you?
Regards, Nash
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 04:54:00 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: It is urgent.
My Good Friend,
Thanks for your understanding and coperation.I said i have paid him for his
consultancy fees which is $2200.I paid him that money because i know we are in
business and i want to have this transaction done.
I though we have concluded where i got your email long ago.Mr Nask Chovek,go
through my prevous mail.It look as if we are trading words.Let get down to
business
Please,as soon as you pay the fees mail me.always demand for your receipt for
any payment you made.
Stay blessed.
Kufur Gaga.
NB:I wont do any fucking thing to hurt you.
-------------
Here I falsified WU form, ignoring
his instruction and using the name Dudu James, knowing that it is not his real
name, expecting him to demand from me to resend it, and then I will brag to
Kufur that the bad lawyer is too lazy to go himself to collect money and makes
me to go again to send the money
From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 16:55:32 +0200 <
To: dudu james
Subject: I sent you the money by WU
Attached: Dudujames.jpg
----------
And now, a lot of pressure!I sent the money!!!!!! Where is
my share???
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 21:58:03 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Again you do the same thing to me!
Dear Shitface,
I sent the money to Dudu, I informed you on that, and again you do not answer.
You do this to me all the time!
This makes me angry, my monkey!!!
We started exchanging insults,that is nice, but you must writte and aswer
to each other, specially now when I risked and sent the money!!!
Nash.
Answer soon or.....
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 23:35:21 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Again you do the same thing to me!
Gaga, it's me again!
I send the money, I expect your reaction, and a thank you, but you are
as silent as a mule!!!
Did you recieve the mail when I started insulting you as a friend? If not here
is
it again:
Dear Shitface,
I sent the money to Dudu, I informed you on that, and again you do not answer.
You do this to me all the time!
This makes me angry, my monkey!!!
We started exchanging insults,that is nice, but you must writte and aswer
to each other, specially now when I risked and sent the money!!!
Nash.
Answer soon or.....
I expect you to tell me when will I get my money, and to return the insults as a
friend!
I will go now to read all our e-mails till now, something is bothering me!!!
Nash
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:34:36 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Again&Again you do the same thing to me!
GaGorilla, you bad fuck,
I think you intentionally tease me, you understand that I am a bit crazy with
paranoya to be the stupid one, and now you keep me in the dark!!!
Never mind, you can not wait for long, it's your money as well!!!
You will writte soon, I have to be petient, bit it is not nice from you,
I am on fire!!!
Nash
God, I hope you are my friend and you understand the friendly insult!
Anyway, you started firstthis time by insulting me!!!!!
I need the money, DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? WRITTE SOON!!!!
----------
From: kufur gaga
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:02:35 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: Again&Again you do the same thing to me!
My Goog Friend,
Good day.Sorry for writing late .i have been very busy with maters concerning my
official duty.
Barr, James Dudu have not inform me you have sent to him the money.But,as soon
as i finish mailing i will call him now to that effect.
I will get back to you
Stay blessed
Kufur Gaga.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 03:07:51 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: Again&Again you do the same thing to me!
My Good Friend,
I will get back to you as soon as Barr, James Dudu collect's the money.
Kufur Gaga.
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From: dudu james
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 04:07:12 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: very urgent do it now.
EMPTY E-Mail
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:17:37 +0200
To: dudu james
Subject: Your e-mail is empty!!!
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From: dudu james
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 04:25:22 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: very urgent do it now.
Attn:Nash Chovek
I saw the Western Union you use in paying the money but the information you used
was not what i supplied to you.Kindly go back to the Western Union Office and
change the information very urgent so that my account officer can pick up the
cash.Please do not scan it becuase the scan work was not clear.I hardly
understand the information.Just send the information through the mail box by
typing it.
RECEIVER NAME: BELLO ADAMU
ADDRESS : NO: 96 ADETOLA STREET,SURULERE
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Send to me the sender names,the amount send,control number(LT) and the test
question and answer.
Please do it very urgent before the Banks closes for today official duties.
Thank you very much and i am waiting for your immediate response.
Barr, James Dudu.
234-80-23766218
NB:PLEASE, DO NOT USE JAMES DUDU AS THE RECEIVER NAME,USE BELLO ADAMU .AS
RECEIVER NAME PLEASE,He is my account officer.
----------
From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 14:29:57 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: Again&Again you do the same thing to me!
You Mr.Gaga,
This lawyer is playing some game with me. Yesyerday I gave the money to Archie
to send it, I scanned the reciept and sent it to him and now he sent me an epty
e-mail with a subject "Very urgent to do it now" Now I assume he wants MORE
money!!! Off course, he is a lawyer!!!
What do you think about it?
And you are a bad guy, too! You play with my patience, you do not answer my
mail, and you first insult me, then I return the friendly insults calling you a
bad fuck and gagorilla, and now you are formal again!!!
Regards, Nash. I can not insult you if you do not insult me!!!
PS. All these facts make me extremly anxious! I had to
take Hell's dust last night after a long time! That is what you do to me!!! I do
not remember what I did, but I woke up in my car on the highway to Larissa.
Strange enough, there were some priest's clothes on the seat on the back!!!
----------
From: dudu james
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 06:48:46 -0800 (PST)
To:Nash
Subject: Re: very urgent do it now.
Attn:Nash Chovek
I saw the Western Union you use in paying the money but the information you used
was not what i supplied to you.Kindly go back to the Western Union Office and
change the information very urgent so that my account officer can pick up the
cash.Please do not scan it becuase the scan work was not clear.I hardly
understand the information.Just send the information through the mail box by
typing it.
RECEIVER NAME: BELLO ADAMU
ADDRESS : NO: 96 ADETOLA STREET,SURULERE
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
Send to me the sender names,the amount send,control number(LT) and the test
question and answer.
Please do it very urgent before the Banks closes for today official duties.
Thank you very much and i am waiting for your immediate response.
Barr, James Dudu.
234-80-23766218
NB:PLEASE, DO NOT USE JAMES DUDU AS THE RECEIVER NAME,USE BELLO ADAMU .AS
RECEIVER NAME PLEASE,He is my account officer.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005 11:16:26 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: TREAT AS URGENT.
My Good Friend,
Barr, James Dudu called me that you have sent the money with a wrong
information.Instead of sending the money through his Account Officer information
you now send the money through his own name.
Be informed that Barr James Dudu will be too busy to go to the bank to collect
that small amount of money.He is a reputable lawyer.Please,Go back to the
western union office and change the names and send the money through the
information he gave to you.
Please,MY GOOD FRIEND,follow instructions.
Have a good night rest.
My regards to the you and the family.
Kufur Gaga
----------
From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 02:13:03 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: Re: TREAT AS URGENT.
Oh yes, the bastard's time is precious, and my time is cheap!!!
I went downtown to send it, do you know how much time it took me to do it???
Do you know how difficult is to find parking, specially for a big car like
mine???
Now this prince is too lazy to go himself, and I am supposed to go again!!!
And this all sounds logical to you? You say you are my friend, and you tell ME
to go and do it!! OK, I will do it, and then he will go and take the money 2
times!!!
Do you think you could find another lawyer???
I'll think about everything!!!
One more thing, I am really not happy with our correspondence!! You IGNORE
whatever I writte to you, and you just push me to do what you want, and you take
the lawyer's side!!!
Read a little our correspondence and you'll understand what I am talking
about!!!
Tommorow I have a very busy day, I'll see what I can do!!! I may be able to
answer
to you in the evening! Till then, you read my mails and react to them!!!
Do not make me angry, that is really not nice from you!!!
Nash
Now I'll let him fry for a day or two...
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:00:57 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: REACT FAST.
My Good Friend,
Good morning.You are just been worried over nothing.By going to the western
union for the second time does not mean you are going to send another MONEY.You
are going there to change the RECEIVER'S names from JAMES DUDU TO HIS ACCOUNT
OFFICERS NAME.So,understand this fact.You have a wrong impression concerning
this lawyer.By the time we successfully complete this transaction you will come
to realise what i have been saying.Looking for another lawyer is not a problem
but you should realise the magnitude of the deal. This is a confidential
transaction which needed confidential lawyer like Barr James Dudu.
Please,GO BACK AND CHANGE THE INFORMATION.YOU ARE NOT SENDING ANOTHER MONEY.ALL
YOU NEED DO IS TO CHANGE THE RECEIVER'S NAMES FROM JAMES DUDU TO HIS ACCOUNT
OFFICER'S NAMES.
My Good Friend,Urgent deal need urgent reaction.
Get back to me soonest.
Kufur Gaga
N.B: YOU ARE NOT PAYING ANOTHER MONEY AT THE OFFICE OF WESTERN UNION.ALL YOU
NEED DO IS TO GO TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE AND CHANGE THE RECEIVER'S NAMES
FROM JAMES DUDU TO HIS ACCOUNT OFFICER'S NAMES.
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From: kufur gaga
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2005 06:18:18 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: TREAT AS URGENT.
My Good Friend,
Good day.How far have you gone with the lawyer?One thing you must understand is
that the lawyer have his own way of running his firm (organisation).I dont have
a company neither i am his director.So,allow him to make his decision.We have to
abide by his decision.
My good friend,i have never taken side with the lawyer,you are getting me
wrong.Make sure you follow his instruction.One thing you should understand is
that as soon as the lawyer files the documents to my office his job is
finish.It's the responsibility of my company to tranfer the money to his final
destination after vetting of documents.
PLEASE,Make the correction so that his Account Officer can pick up the cash as
soon as possible.
Please,get back to me is urgent.Have a good day.
Kufur Gaga
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From: dudu james
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 08:56:39 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Up date.
Attn:Nash Chovek,
Why we wait for the retification of the Western Unoin,you should please send to
me the change of ownership form so that i can file the documents to the security
company by Monday 28th feb,05.
Furthermore,write and duly sign with your letter headed paper, send to me an
application letter asking the security company for the release of your fund.
Thanks
Barr,James Dudu
234-80-23766218
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 22:41:43 +0200
To: dudu james
Subject: Re: Up date.
Mr. Dudu,
It is a bit difficult for me these days to go downtown to first
get the money back and to send the money again to your
assistante!!! I will do it after few days, but IT WOULD BE
SO MUCH EASIER if you went and pick the money yourself,
not just to wait and make me go again and your assistante
go picking it up! I really do not understand you, and I think
you make the things much more difficult. If you do it, I
promise to you 2000$ when I collect the money!!! All this
because I need the money quickly, and if you do not, it will
take me some days to be able to go downtown.
Please think about it, and answer soon to me!!!
Thank you in advance, Nash Chovek
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 22:53:10 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: I can not go downtown these days...
Mr. Gaga,
Again you ignore my previous mails!!! You just push me and care not
for what I ask from you! Do you read my mail at all, or you just wait to
see if I did what prince lawyer wants me to do???
Now, to proove you wrong, I offerd him 2000 from my share to moove
his ass and pick the money himself. I am sure, when he gets the
idea he'll do it!!! Let us wait and see!!!
One more thing, do not call me your good friend if you are
not!!!
I salute you, Nash
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 26 Feb 2005 23:38:29 +0200
To: kufur gaga
Subject: To remind you on what I wrote to you and what you answered!
Kufur,
I want to help you realise what I am telling you about!
I collected all our correspondence for you to read it,
and now you tell me if you agree with me, that you
do not care what I writte to you!!!
Pay attention to what I marked red!!!
******
following is ALL our correspondence till now! I wander
what his reaction will be....
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