Spam Poetry
Every so often, a spam makes it through my spam filter by using a random combination of words to fool the filter. While these random words may not seem like much, I have noticed that often, they take on an artistic combination, almost poetic. So, I now present to you, from the spammers of the world, SPAM POETRY!
1. She told me you want a Rolex ? by Bel
2. YOU WILL SEE IMMEDIATE SIZEGAIN ON UR SMALL BROTHER taught by Richard Jona
3. Small St0cks Can Give You Short Term Returns by Enriquez Garland
4. vail Intercontinental dedicated phaarmacy. alfred by quinton noyes
5. bimolecular Economical pharmaceutical zzone. memphis by elwood kellum
6. This kind of stuff will get banned soon... feedback! by Dick Long
7. Urgent update by Kezia Merrill
8. we ship worldwide by Tate Maxwell
She told me you want a Rolex ? by Bel, 9/28/2005
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her head at me across him--for I wanted her to be quiet-- "Esther was their
friend directly. Esther nursed them, coaxed them to sleep, washed and
dressed them, told them stories, kept them quiet, bought them keepsakes"--My
dear girl. I had only gone out with Peepy after he was found and given him a
little, tiny horse.-- "and, cousin John, she softened poor Caroline, the
eldest one, so much and was so thoughtful for me and so amiable. No, no, I
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take pluck to fight for one's moment, but it takes pluck to go without--a
lot. More than I have. I can't help it," she added fiercely.
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understand that, do we not?"
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