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Outonbail versus the
Spammers
Outonbail decided he would take a different
approach to these spammers. What he decided to do was be rude back to them
- VERY RUDE (you've been warned)!
As outonbail himself explains:
"It is rather amazing that these useless warts, who sit around
waiting their turn to be scraped off the ass of society still send me this shit.
While it may not improve my chances of winning a "T" shirt any, I have responded
to many of these assinine scams with letters that get ruder and ruder each
time,,,, and they still send me this crap? I may send you one of my replies so
you can see for yourself just how desperate these sperm burpin spammers are to
seperate a fool from his money. This latest version actually is making their
effort ,"In the name of God",,,, I wouldn't be standing too close to this idiot
in a lightening storm, I tell you that! Anyway, if I do send you a copy of my
reply, I must warn you in advance,,, they are VERY rude,,,,, but hey, you can
relate right?"
Anyway, it's very rude, but there is NO
confusing the way outonbail feels about Nigerian spam!
-- Mike
Here is a typical
response to one of the spammers. They are generally far ruder than this:
Hey there Mr. John Abomenu, I provide this correspondence in reply to your
request to make me a millionaire many times over. What I was wondering is this,
are there actually still people out there who fall for such Bullshit as your
trying to feed me with this proposal, or is it that your so fucking desperate to
cheat
some mentally deprived American out of their money, that you have actually
convinced yourself that your big break in finding this loser is just around the
corner? I tell you what I think there Mr. John Abomenu, I couldn't even imagine,
that anywhere on this planet, there lives a sucker dumber than yourself,,,, no,
I'm sorry, but I don't believe there can be anyone lower on the dumb scale, than
an uneducated, in-bread useless cock sucking spammer like yourself and with a
completely unbelievable Bullshit Story no less?
So, I thought it was about time you applied your dream of receiving some
brainless American's money to some new scam, like a combination of
animal/incest/Gay and kiddy porn all wrapped up in one family sheet! So, try
snapping a few, high resolution, nude close ups of your Mother, Sister and
Daughter, all sucking on a donkey's filthy disease ridden, stiff Cock? Well, OK,
I suppose you could get a slurp or two in yourself if you need to, but I
suggest you would sell more issues by letting the Donkey fuck your dark Black,
shit, stained spammer ass good and hard, while your bent over a barrel of
monkeys, sucking your fathers Balls! That is, if by some rare chance, you happen
to know which drunk idiot it was that shot his load of slimy cum into your
mothers flea ridden
pussy nine months before you poked your ugly black brainless head out of that
cave like dwelling. But hey, if not you could let one of the monkey's stand in
for him,,,,, who could tell? Anyway, the donkey is just one of many ideas I have
that scamming scumbag's, such as you and your family, can do to get your greedy
hands on a dishonest buck. Oh yeah, if you go with the above suggestion, keep in
mind that you'll have to place name tags on your sister, mother,
daughter and the donkey, so viewers will actually be able to tell them apart.
(My apologies to the donkey)
Now, If you don't like my suggestion, well then I guess that's just tough
fuckin'shit you asshole, because I don't like your rip-off attempts being tried
in my country or tried on me and especially by some dickless inbread spammer, so
take me off of your God damn mailing list before our military evaporates your
tainted little country right off the face of the earth. Or in your case, right
off the ass of the earth. So again, stop sending this bullshit or next time I
won't hold back with my true feelings for you and your illegitimate scum kin.
Until then, FUCK YOU and YOUR MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER, DAUGHTER, SON,
ALL LIVING AND DEAD RELATIVES and even your sex partner, the Donkey as well. I
hope you die choking on his big Donkey Cock you Fucking Shit Eating Worthless
Asshole! Now, I suggest you just go back to sucking the crusty dried shit out of
your Whore of a Mother's Asshole before the Donkey gets it all and you go
hungry!
PS Have a nice day! ;<) |