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Nash versus the
Uninsultable Prince
My favourite Prince
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From: PRINCE DIDON ALLEN <didonallen1040@netscape.net>
Reply-To: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Tue, 02 Sep 2003 17:43:17 +0200
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: help/get back asap please
FROM: PRINCE DIDON ALLEN
Dear Sir/Madam,
URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.
My name is Prince Didon Allen, a Sierra Leonean refugee residing in the
Netherlands under the United Nations refugee status .I am 26 years old and i got
your contact through a business directory and decided to approach you for HELP.
My late father, Chief Ceesay Allen Conteh, was one of the prominent Gold,
Diamond and Timber dealers in my country. He was also one of the paramount
chiefs before he was brutally murdered in cold blood on the 6th of January,1999
alongside my
three elder brothers and a sister by the rebels of R.U.F loyal to one of the
tyrants in my country(SIERRA LEONE).I got home from school to find that my
family was eliminated and our entire country home and belongings razed down,
fortunately my mother and sister managed to escape and are presently refugees in
South Africa under united nations refugee status, while I managed to escape to
the Netherlands.
However, before the tragic incidents my late father deposited the sum of TWENTY
EIGHT MILLION US DOLLARS ($28,000,000) as a family treasure and belongings in
two trunk boxes with a Security and finance Company here in the Netherlands.
Now, with the consent and backing of my mother as the next of kin, I made claims
of the ownership of the box containing the money although the people at the
Security Company are not aware of the actual contents of the boxes. Hence, I
need a reliable and trustworthy person who make the claims as beneficiary of the
consignments and importantly after the claims have been made would see to the
wise investment of the funds on our behalf without faulting because i have been
made to understand that as a refugee i am not permitted by the U.N LAWS to
handle such transactions, and besides my movement is restricted as a refugee.
My mother and i are willing to give you 25% of the total sum if you will be
willing to assist us in this matter. In addition, we have also agreed to deduct
5% after the transaction to cover any expenses incurred during the duration of
this transaction
We are willing to entrust our share of this money into your hands if you can be
honest and with me as you very much know that our future is hinged on this
funds.
If you find it in your heart to render undying assistance to my mother, sister
and I please get back to me promptly through my contacts above so that we can
discuss the finer details of making this transaction safe and successful. I will
equally insist that you make this transaction a very private and confidential
matter. Upon your acceptance, I will make available relevant documents and
information to you with regards to the consignments that will enhance the
successful and 100%risk free finishing of this transaction.
I am looking forward to your anticipated co-operation and reply soonest.
Kind regards,
PRINCE DIDON ALLEN
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 02 Sep 2003 23:42:16 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: Re: help/get back asap please
Green letters is what you say you are, and black is what I think you are!
FROM: PRINCE DIDON ALLEN
I say: You never passed even one kilometer close to a Duke or Vicont, not to
mention any prince!
Dear Sir/Madam,
URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE REQUIRED.
I say: Urgently you are looking for a greedy fool to take money from him!
My name is Prince Didon Allen, a Sierra Leonean
refugee residing in the Netherlands under the United Nations refugee status .
I say: Your name is Nemam Vece Nalivaduserem, and you are from Sierra Leonne
as much as I am, with a difference that you would like to be, and I'd like to
come and visit you.
I am 26 years old and i got your contact through a
business directory and decided to approach you for HELP.
I say: You may be 26 or any other age but you have a brain of 26 years old
cow with a mad cow disease and you got my e-mail from another sleezy bastard who
has more brain then you, because he sold you the CD with 198 645 798 465 e-mail
adreses, and you sent 198 645 798 465 e-mail messages desparately looking for
one or two soupbrains with a lower IQ then yours.
My late father, Chief Ceesay Allen Conteh, was one of
the prominent Gold, Diamond and Timber dealers in my country. He was also one
of the paramount chiefs before he was brutally murdered in cold blood on the
6th of January,1999 alongside my
three elder brothers and a sister by the rebels of R.U.F loyal to one of the
tyrants in my country(SIERRA LEONE).I got home from school to find that my
family was eliminated and our entire country home and belongings razed down,
fortunately my mother and sister managed to escape and are presently refugees
in South Africa under united nations refugee status, while I managed to escape
to the Netherlands.
I say: Your father is alive but he is thinking of a suicide because his son
Nemam Vece Nalivaduserem and all the other children (exept one who is a
succesfull snake whisperer) are 101% loosers! You did not go TO school, but you
went several times in1999 in front of the kindergaden, when you were 22. You
went there because you were in love with a little girl named Usrulia Ugatje that
unfortunately for you but fortunately for her had some brain and she understood
Your Majesty and decided to ignore you. Since then you decided to go somewhere
and get rich, and you succeeded to became a refugee hunter for people with
internet acces, big greed, and subzero IQ!!!
However, before the tragic incidents my late father
deposited the sum of TWENTY EIGHT MILLION US DOLLARS ($28,000,000) as a family
treasure and belongings in two trunk boxes with a Security and finance
Company here in the Netherlands.
I say: Your father's saving is around 28 dollars but he does not want you to
know of them, because you'd take it from him to invest them into 100%risk free
business proposal you got through e-mail, with a subject "Urgent business
proposal"
Now, with the consent and backing of my mother as the
next of kin, I made claims of the ownership of the box containing the money
although the people at the Security Company are not aware of the actual
contents of the boxes. Hence, I need a reliable and trustworthy person who
make the claims as beneficiary of the consignments and importantly after the
claims have been made would see to the wise investment of the funds on our
behalf without faulting because i have been made to understand that as a
refugee i am not permitted by the U.N LAWS to handle such transactions, and
besides my movement is restricted as a refugee.
My mother and i are willing to give you 25% of the total sum if you will be
willing to assist us in this matter. In addition, we have also agreed to
deduct 5% after the transaction to cover any expenses incurred during the
duration of this transaction
We are willing to entrust our share of this money into your hands if you can
be honest and with me as you very much know that our future is hinged on this
funds.
I say: I do not want to insult your mother because she is punished enough
with her son that she proudly named Nemam Vece Nalivaduserem turned out to be a
pittyfull fool with a dream to find ONE person who is more stupid than he is,
to get filthy rich, buy 3 chocolates and go and find Usrulia ...
If you find it in your heart to render undying
assistance to my mother, sister and I please get back to me promptly through
my contacts above so that we can discuss the finer details of making this
transaction safe and successful. I will equally insist that you make this
transaction a very private and confidential matter. Upon your acceptance, I
will make available relevant documents and information to you with regards to
the consignments that will enhance the successful and 100%risk free
finishing of this transaction.
I am looking forward to your anticipated co-operation and reply soonest.
Kind regards,
PRINCE DIDON ALLEN
Look, Allen, if I am wrong and you are really real, I am very sorry, and am
ready to do it if you promise to me that all that you said is true, I'll go into
this business with you. Just send me the details! If it is necessary I am ready
to travel to Amsterdam or to open an bank account to put the money to. Also,
I'd like to help you invest your money into one good thing with a 33,9% return
monthly, and has to do with the coming Olympic Games!
Looking forward to your answer,
Nash Chovek, Athens, Greece
PS please do not writte if you are not true Prince!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2003 12:09:36 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: Re: help/get back asap please
Mr. PRINCE DIDON ALLEN,
I did not sleep all night because I thought of a mistake I MAY have made towards
you and a chance I may have lost to make seven millions. I am sorry if my mail
has insulted you. I don't know how to explain to you my sorrow.I'd like you to
send me all the informations how to take the money and I am ready to take ONE
MILLION less of my share because of my mistake!
If you are real, this should be enough explanation, and one million is a
generous offer as a payback for the insult I made to you. If you are not real
then you won't answer anyway.
Hoping that you are real, I salute you, Nash
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2003 09:58:03 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: help/get back asap please
Dear Potential partner,Thank you so much for your response and willingness to
assist my family and i took the insult in good faith,i must asssure that this is
a very serious ,legal and legitimate proposal,so i like you to take it very
seriously but i wanted to let you know the picture so that when i call you would
understand what i'm talking about. as i stated in my coresspondence to
you,before my dad was brutally murdered by the rebels ,he deposited 28 million
dollars in two trunk boxes with a security firm in the netherlands as family
valuables and presently i'm seeking assylum so i cannot possibly make the claims
because the U.N laws governing refugees does not allow for me to handle such
transaction. Now with the full consent of my mum who is seeking aassylum in
south africa ,i'm to get a trustworthy and GOD fearing person to whom we will
transfer ownership of the consignments to legally and legitimately,who will now
make the claims on our behalf as as the family's foreign partner and
beneficiary/trustee of the consignments who after the successful claims of the
consignments will help us invest our share of the funds 70% into vaible,risk
free and profit yielding bussinesses in your country.until our travel documents
are ready so that we can join you in your country.Sir we are willing to give you
25% of the money for your assistance and support,and 5% of the money would be
used to offset any expenses that will arise on both sides during the duration of
this transaction which i believe would not take time,once i have your consent
i'll notify an attorney to prepare the transfer of ownership documents which
is the power of attorney in your favour as the beneficiary of the
consignments,once it is ready the security company would be given a copy of the
documents making you the owner of the consignments,then you'll contact them and
let them know when you'll be coming over to the netherlands to put claims to the
consignments and find out from them what you'll be required to come along
with.that is all.Sir do know that this consignments were deposited in 1998 and
they have accrued some demurrage,so i'll plead with you to assist us pay of this
demurrage and clearance charges one this is done the consignments will be handed
to you. But our greatest fear is that once the consignments have been cleared
,you do not swindle us knowing that we would not be able to go back immidiately
with you to your country because of our status as refugees.but i believe you are
a sincere and GOD fearing man so our fear is erased.Sir,the family holds this
transaction very seriously as it is our only hope of a better future considering
the sufferings we have been through over the years so i'll like to find out some
things from you1, what do you do for a living2, what kind of investment do you
think you will put our funds into3,Are you a family man4,have you handled such
transaction before5,will you be able to pay for the clearance and demurrage
charges6, how soon can you come to the netherlands to put claims to the
consignments
Sir please be very plain with me as we have to build trust between us.i hope to
hear from you soon, and please i'll need your tel/fax numbers for better
communication,presently i do not have a phone ,but i'll try to give you a call
soon once i have your number.so that we can talk better and i'll rather this
transaction is kept very confidential as just myself and mother are aware of
this consignments deposited with the company and we would not want people to put
their eyes on us and the transaction knowing the amount of money involved.
Kind regardsPrince Didon Allen
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Fri, 05 Sep 2003 06:19:15 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: help/get back asap please
Sir
Thank you so much for your understanding,but i'm really worried not hearing from
you with regards to my plea for help,i hope all is well with you. sir i beg you
in the name of God to assist my family ,i must let you know that we have been to
hell and back and the success of this proposal is paramount to the family as it
is the only way we can gather the remaining pieces of our lives together having
lost my dad and elder brothers to montrious rebels.
I beg of you not to abandon us and i must assure you that this is a genuine
transaction with legal backings and if you come to amsterdam i will be with you
all through till the end of the transaction.
I anxiously wait to hear from you.
Regards
Prince Didon Allen
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 05 Sep 2003 13:56:10 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: Re: help/get back asap please
Mr. Prince,
Don't worry. I did not abandon you I am just under pressure with a one serious
job I must finish quickly, I'll be back with you in a day or two, as soon as I
finish...
Nash
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Fri, 05 Sep 2003 07:23:27 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: help/get back asap please
Sir
thank you so much for your response and i wish all the best with the job you are
handling,but please can you give me your phone contact so that i can call you
from a business center as i presently do not have a phone .
Sir i want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your willingness and i
pray that God in his infinite mercy will bless you and your family abundantly.
Have a great day sir and i will be anxiously waiting to hear from you soon so
that we can move ahead with this transcation.
regards
Prince Didon Allen
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 07:54:43 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: help/get back asap please
SIR
I AM STILL ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS TO MY PLEA FOR YOUR HELP WITH
THIS TRANSACTION PLEASE LET ME KNOW YOUR STANDS ANS I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH
YOU,PLEASE DO NOT ABANDON ME AT THIS TIME.
REGARDS
PRINCE DIDON ALLEN
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:48:18 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: help/get back asap please
SIR
I HOPE ALL IS WELL,I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT DANGEROUS AND YOU ARE
NOT IN ANY DANGER OR PROBLEM TO HELP MY FAMILY.THIS IS A GENUINE AND VERY
LEGITIMATE TRANSACTION WITH ALL LEGAL BACKING,SO PLEASE DO NOT FEAR BECAUSE THIS
MONEY IS NOT DRUG OR TERRORISTS MONEY SO THERE IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL.SO PLEASE IF
YOU REALLY CAN HELP PLEASE GO THROUGH MY PREVIOUS EMAIL THAT I EXPLAIN
EVERYTHING TO YOU AND ANAWER MY QUETIONS I ASKED SO THAT I CAN KNOW YOU REALL
WANT TO HELP ME,THEN YOU SEND ME YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR BETTER
COMMINICATION.
WHEN I HAVE YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS I WILL THEN HAND THEM OVER TO THE LAWYER
WHO WILL PREPARE ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION TRANFERING OWNERSHIP OF THE BOXES FROM
MY FAMILY TO YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY/TRUSTEE OF THE BOXES ON BEHALF OF THE
FAMILY.
SIR I LIKE TO KNOW HOW SOON YOU CAN COME TO AMSTERDAM FOR THIS TRANSCATION.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON AND ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE IN NO DANGER WHATSOEVER
HELPING MY FAMILY AS WHEN YOU COME TO AMSTERDAM I WILL BE WITH YOU SO THAT WE
CAN GO TO THE COMPANY TOGETHER AND CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION ONCE AND FOR
ALL,PLEASE SIR TRY TO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION SECRET BECAUSE WEE DO NOT WANT
PEOPLE TO PUT THEI EYES ON US AND THE TRANSACTION ,SO WE CAN CONCLUDE THE
TRANSACTION QUIETLY WITHOUT ANYBODY KNOWING.
HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND GOD BLESS YOU.
PRINCE DIDON
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 15:03:27 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: I am in a paranoid phase again...
I am in a paranois phase again, I did not want to writte to you untill it passes
and I finish with serious job, but you keep on insisting, so here you are:
SIR
I HOPE ALL IS WELL,I WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT DANGEROUS AND YOU
ARE NOT IN ANY DANGER OR PROBLEM TO HELP MY FAMILY.
I translate: You don't care what happens with me, but you want me to be OK,
just-retarded so I'd believe in your fairytale. Then I could help you make it
with little Usrulia. That way you may get to have a big Nalivadu Serem family!
THIS IS A GENUINE AND VERY LEGITIMATE TRANSACTION
WITH ALL LEGAL BACKING,SO PLEASE DO NOT FEAR BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS NOT DRUG OR
TERRORISTS MONEY SO THERE IS NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
I translate: That money is not terrorist or drug money, it is a hope money,
OK, less then you mention, but still big enough to buy many chocolates for
Usrulia!
SO PLEASE IF YOU REALLY CAN HELP PLEASE GO THROUGH MY
PREVIOUS EMAIL THAT I EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU AND ANAWER MY QUETIONS I ASKED
SO THAT I CAN KNOW YOU REALL WANT TO HELP ME,THEN YOU SEND ME YOUR PHONE AND
FAX NUMBERS FOR BETTER COMMINICATION.
I translate: You want my telephone to check out if I am really retarded. But,
my friend, you forget that the ONLY PERSON who told you that you are clever was
your own mother, when you learned, at the age of seven, not to shit in your
pants, but to take them off before you bend in the field. And she told you that
out of pitty, because she knew that wiping off your ass with a bannana leave was
an impossible task to learn!
WHEN I HAVE YOUR CONTACT PARTICULARS I WILL THEN HAND
THEM OVER TO THE LAWYER WHO WILL PREPARE ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION TRANFERING
OWNERSHIP OF THE BOXES FROM MY FAMILY TO YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY/TRUSTEE OF THE
BOXES ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY.
I translate: OK, I make mistakes as well, I did give you my info, but then I
was uder influence of too much watching fairy tales on CNN! And I need money, so
I want to believe!
SIR I LIKE TO KNOW HOW SOON YOU CAN COME TO AMSTERDAM
FOR THIS TRANSCATION.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON AND ONCE AGAIN YOU ARE IN NO DANGER WHATSOEVER
HELPING MY FAMILY AS WHEN YOU COME TO AMSTERDAM I WILL BE WITH YOU
I translate: If I come to Amsterdam and if you are stronger then me, which is
reasonably possible, allthough I am not bad myself, because you are faster
probably because you had a tough training back home, when you had to run away
from Gorillas. You know, when you learned that complicated operation you were
proud and went outside a lot. Remember the Gorilla who was arroused seeing you,
and that you had to run to save your ass? By the way, did you manage to run away
each time?
SO THAT WE CAN GO TO THE COMPANY TOGETHER AND
CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION ONCE AND FOR ALL,PLEASE SIR TRY TO KEEP THIS
TRANSACTION SECRET BECAUSE WEE DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO PUT THEI EYES ON US AND
THE TRANSACTION ,SO WE CAN CONCLUDE THE TRANSACTION QUIETLY WITHOUT ANYBODY
KNOWING.
I translate: Not nobody, Usrulia would be the first one to know! And if I was
one who believed, I'd probably be attending a school for mentally retatrded and
be the stupid one in the class, so if I told to any of my classmates, they'd
tease me for being childish...
HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND GOD BLESS YOU.
PRINCE DIDON
I translate: Have a lovely day and God bless me for finding a fool! My dear
Usrulia is going to love me soon, when I bring Chocolates!
Nemamvece Nalivaduserem.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 05:43:41 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: Can you forgive me?
I do not know how to say I am sorry to you!
one friend of mine, my supplier, gave to me Angel Dust
combined with Extasy instead of the usuall stuff I take,
and I went crazy, it hit me to my brain, my man!
I quarreled with my wife, I even hit her twice on the head,
which I usually would never do! I also had an accident with
my Harley and then, when I came home, I wrotte to you
that awfull mail!
Now I am OK, and my mind is clear.
And I am so ashamed of myself!
Can you forgive me?
Can we still do your deal?
Please answer soon.
Nash.
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 10:51:46 -0400
To:Nash Chovek
Subject: I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU
SIR
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR RESPONSE AS I WAS JUST BEGINING TO GET VERY WORRIED.
SIR I REALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN BY ANGEL DUST AND EXTASY BUT WHAT
EVER THEY ARE I HOPE THEY DO NOT HURT YOU AS I NEED YOU TO HELP CONCLUDE THIS
TRANSCATION
SIR PLEASE IN ONE OF MY MAILS TO YOUY I EXPLAINED IN DETAILS WHAT YOU'RE ROLE IS
AND HOW VITAL IT IS TO THE SUCCESS OF THIS TRANSCATION.
SIR I LIKE TO KNOW THE FOLLOWING
1, WHAT ARE YOUR FULL NAMES AND CONTACT AS IT WILL BE NEEDED BY THE ATTORNEY TO
PREPARE THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS WHICH TRANFERS OWNERSHIP OF THE BOXES TO YOU AS
BENEFICIARY/TRUSTEE OF THE FUNDS ON THE FAMILY'S BEHALF PENDING WHEN WE ARE ABLE
TO JOIN YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY.
2WHAT IS YOUR COUNTRY OF NATIONALITY AND WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING
3, WHAT AREA OF BUSINESS IVESTMENT DO YOU INTEND TO PUT THE FAMILY'S SHARE.
4,HOW SOON CAN YOU COME TO THE NETHERLANDS TO CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION AND AT
THE SAME TIME FOR US TO MEET AND DISCUSS BETTER AND BROATHER.
5, CAN YOU BE ABLE TO PAY THE COMPANY FOR THE DEMURRAGE AND CLEARANCE CHARGES
ACCRUED BY THE BOXES ,DO KNOW THAT THESE BOXES HAVE BEEN WITH THE COMPANY FOR
FIVE YEARS.
DO NOTE THAT IMMIDIATELY WE MAKE THIS PAYMENT AND WE HAVE THEBOXES I WILL
IMMIDIATETLY TAKE OUT MONEY TO OFFSET ALL EXPENDITURE MADE INCLUDING YOU
TRANPORTATION COST AND PHONE CALLS.
SIR PLEASE DO NOTE THAT THE FAMILY IS VESTING ALOT OF HOPE IN YOU SO DO NOT LET
ME DOWN AND DO NOT ABANDON ME.
PLEASE DO KEEP THIS VERY VERY CONFIDENTIAL AS ONLY MY MUM AND I ARE AWARE OF
THIS AND COSIDERING THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IT IS BEST WE HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION
VERY QUIETLY SO THAT WE DO NOT ATTRACT TOO MUCH ATTENTION.
I WANT TO ASSURE ONCE AGAIN THAT YOU ARE NOT IN ANY RISK/DANGER WHATSOEVER
HELPING MY DEVASTATED FAMILY,I WILL BE WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARRIVE AND WE SHALL GO
TO THE COMPANY TOGETHER.
PLEASE DO GIVE ME YOUR DETAILS SO THAT THE ATTORNEY CAN BE INSTRUCTED TO PREPARE
THE DOCUMENTS.
HAVE AGREAT DAY AND PLEASE DO NOT HIT YOUR WIFE AGAIN.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
REGARDS
PRINCE DIDON ALLEN
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 11:26:53 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: I am waiting to clear up my mind!
Dear prince,
I am waiting to clear up my mind!
You do not know what Angel Dust and Extasy are? Where do you live?
Don't you use anything? If not, please do tell me how do you ease yourself
from black days?
I advise you, if you want to get high, do not combine this 2 substances!
It makes your your brain go from up to bottom 3 times in a second!
It is nasty! I even pissed my pants without noticing it! I do not want to
remember....Anyway, thank you for your worry for me. But I am not sure
if you worry for my health or you worry for my assisnace, selfih!
Back to business.
My full name is:
Nash Chovek od Prnjavor
My nationality is a complicated thing, because there are few.
My origins are Serbian from Bosnia, and I am related to a guy those bastards
from hague are
looking for. This is my problem. If I come to Holland I may have problem. They
may want me to be a witness, and if I do it I am a dead man! I MUST SEE about
it, I'll check it and tell you soon.
I also have Greek and Swedish nationality, but I do not like using it, not
because they are fake, but because I am proud of what I am.
I am a partner in a small but very succesfull design office/ bilingual ad
agency. We are specialised in corporate identity, mendzament, illustration and
calligraphy.
The investment has to do with the coming Olympic games, but I want to keep it a
secret to protect it from competition, because it is a very original idea, and
the retun is, my friend, more then just great. If you want to hear about it,
come to Athens, and you'll be amased! I can take you to for hollidays to my
house on Spetses island as well! Only if you are not a homosexual. I think
homosexuals are OK, just I do not want to intimate with them! Recently I had a
problem with one business partner who suddenly started talking about my buttocks
and said he wants to intimate me! Think about this and answer as soon as
possible
I think I answered to all your worries! about this fee, don't worry, I'll pay
it, my share is much bigger I am sure, I do not expect it to be more then couple
of hudreds.
Adress: 19 Mela Spyrou str, 166 73 Voula, Athens, Greece
If you want you may call me my telephone is +30 6945 550525-if you call do
not forget the password.It si KIT-SO-I-DEE-GAH-MEE-SOU! If you say it, you
will be connected directly to me. Do not say to Dimitris, the assistant,
anything about the deal! Just say the password!
Do not ask me to use my fax, I hate that machine, it ruined one oportunity for
a good money, that is why I got e-mail now!!! I have a scanner!
Now, this is what I want from you: photocopy of your ID, (passport or other)
or some private photo, to know how you look.
Also, I want you to promise to me that you are not going to lie!
And I want you to answer to me on this, your opinion:
1-Do you think it is more important to be rich or happy?
2-What do you think about gay rights?
3- Is honesty allways the best way?
4-Are there more men in China or not?
Please do not wait. Writte back soon, but do not dissapoint me, if you want me
to
be your help after I came back!!!
Nash.
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Wed, 17 Sep 2003 14:03:54 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU SIR
SIR
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR RESPONSE AND ANSWER TO MY QUESTION,I TRIED TO CALL
THE NUMBER YOU GAVE ME AND WHEN IT WAS PICKED UP I SAID THE PASS WORD AND THE
WOMAN(STELLA) THAT PICKED THE PHONE SAID THEY DID NOT KNOW YOU WHEN I MENTIONED
YOUR NAME SO PLEASE SIR I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU CAN PROVIDE ME WITH ANOTHER NUMBER
THAT I CAN REACH YOYU DIRECTLY.
I WILL GIVE YOUR DETAILS TO THE LAWYER SO THAT HE CAN PREPARE THE LEGAL DOCUMENT
TRANFERING OWNERSHIP OF THE BOXES TO YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY/TRUSTEE OF THE BOXES
AND AS THE FAMILY'S FOREIGN PARTNER,ONCE THIS DOCUMENT IS READY I WILL SEND A
COPY TO THE COMPANY TO OFFICIALLY NOTIFY THEM THAT YOU WILL BE MAKING THE CLAIMS
OF THE BOXES ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY,AFTER WHICH I'LL SEND TO YOU ALL RELEVANT
DOCUMENTS RELATING TO THIS TRANSACTION,SO THAT IMMIDIATELY YOU RECIEVE THEM YOU
CAN CONTACT THE COMPANY AND NOTIFY THEM ON YOUR ARRIVAL AND FIND OUT FROM THEM
THEIR REQUIREMENTS.
SIR I WANT TO THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR YOUR SOPPORT AND
ASSISTANCE.
NOW TO YOUR QUESTIONS
I FEEL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO BE HAPPY BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WEALTHY BUT
ARE VERY UNHAPPY.
WELL I REALLY DO NOT HAVE AN OPINION ON GAY RIGHT AS WE LIVE IN A FREE WORLG
WHERE PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MAKE THEIR DECISIONS SO IF GAY PEOPLE ARE
DEMANDING FOR THEIR RIGHTS IT IS THEIR WISH
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO REMAIN HONEST SO THAT YOUR INTEGRITY WILL BE KEPT
BECAUSE IF PEOPLE ARROUND ONE TERMS HIM TO BE DISHONEST IT WILL DEFINATELY
AFFECT ONNES CHANCES
I RELLY DO NOT KNOW IF THERE ARE MORE MEN IN CHINA BUT I FEEL THERE SHOULD BE
MORE WOMEN.
I WILL DEFINATELY SEND YOU MY ID BUT I HAVE TO BE SURE YOU WILL BE HELPING THE
FAMILY TO THE END SO BY THE TIME WE HAVE MOVED ON WITH THE TRANSACTION AND YOU
HAVE MADE COPNTACTS WITH THE COMPANY AND AN APPOINTMENT HAS BEEN SCHEDULED FOR
US TO CLAIM THE BOXES AND I'M SURE YOU ARE REALLY COMING I WILL SEND MY ID TO
YOU AND YOU WILL DO THE SAME SO THAT WE CAN BE ABLE TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
SIR I WANT TO ASSURE YOU THAT I WILL BE WITH YOU WHEN YOU ARRIVE AMSTERDAM UNTIL
WE CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION.
BUT TYHE REAL PROBLEM IS THE MONEY FOR THE CLEARANCE AND DEMMURAGE CHARGES,IF IT
IS POSSIBLE TO PAY THIS MONEY SO THAT WE CAN COLLECT THE BOXES IMMIDIATELY YOU
COME .PLEASE CAN YOU BE ABLE TO COME UP WITH THIS FEE
HAVE A GREAT DAY SIR AND DO GET BACK TO ME SO THAT WE CAN MOVE AHEAD BUT I'LL
NOTIFY THE LAWYER TO PREPARE THE LEGAL DOCUMENTATION.
REGARDS
PRINCE DIDON
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 08:41:07 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SIR
SIR
I'M STILL EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU WITH REGARDS TO THE TRANSACTION,I HOPE YOU
ARE FINE AND YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO CLEAR YOUR MIND.
DO GET BACK TO ME SO THAT WE CAN MOVE AHEAD.
REGARDS
PRINCE DIDON
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Fri, 03 Oct 2003 07:06:34 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: RE: I am waiting to clear up my mind!
sir
are you okay ,i've not heard from you in a while,do get back to me soon.
prince didon
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 04 Oct 2003 01:17:53 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: Re: I am waiting to clear up my mind!
Prince,
I think I am OK now. I restrained myself from writting to you because I would
probably again writte a nasty mail, as I did in the past... I hope you forgive
me.
In a previous mail I asked you this:
Now, this is what I want from you: photocopy of your
ID, (passport or other)
or some private photo, to know how you look.
Also, I want you to promise to me that you are not going to lie!
But you did not comply.
This I don't like. You have all my info, I trusted you, so you should respect me
as well. I am a respected member of the community, but sometimes I have a
feeling that some people do not respect me enough! That angers me a lot. I must
confess to you that I spent 37 days in jail in june and July last year for
beating my ex business partner after a quarrel. The quarrel was over a
beautifull secretary, tuna sanwich, and respect! Luckily I was stopped from
throwing him through the window, otherwise I'd be still in jail! On the other
hand, the guy is out of my business, and I payed half of the value for his
share...
Please do not worry, I am very OK person, gentle, to people who are OK to me. I
know we will cooperate well and smooth, you just do your thing, and I'll follow.
Nash.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 21 Oct 2003 23:58:43 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: Re: I am waiting to clear up my mind!
Mr Prince, Your Majesty, (I think this is the way one should adress a rayalty,
isn't it?)
Does the fact that you do not writte to me means that you are giving up on me?
Nash
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 09:31:12 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: i can never ever give up on you sir/you are my hope
Dear Nash
Thank you so much for your willingness to assist my family out of this
dillema,infact i'm most grateful to you and i must state here that i can never
give up on you,infact my family is entrusting all our hopes in your ability to
help us with this transaction.i am sorry for not writing you all this while
actually i've been very sick from high fever and i've not checked my email
since,i'm just recovering.
Please i beg that you take this very seriously as the pressure on me is really
much and i feel i'm going down but i have this strong belief that you are ver
capable.
To proceed once and for all I will require to have your full names as it
appears in your passport and your contact address as it will be required by the
attorney to prepare all necessary legal documentataions transferring ownership
of the boxes to you as beneficiary thereby giving you the full legal authority
to claim the boxes and i will be with you all through.Sir i must state here that
it is on the basis of the documentation from the attorney that we can proceed
with this transaction,because this is a very physical transaction and you might
be required to be present to claim the boxes from the company and i will be by
your side.
When this document is ready it will then be forwarded to the company by the
attorney to officailly notify them that you will be making the claims of the box
as beneficiary after which i will then fax to you with all other relevant
document ,it is at this stage you will then be required to make constant contact
with the company to find out things for yourself and then let them know when you
will be arriving amsredam so that an appointment can be scheduled for us to come
to the company to make the claims.
Sir i can assure you that this is a very genuine transaction and you will not be
in any danger assisting my highly traumatised family and i will leave camp and
come and be with you when you arrive so that we can see one on one and discuss
better but i must let you know that my fear is not collecting the boxes but how
do you intend to manage my family's funds knowing that with our political status
as refugees i cannot travel immidiately with you back to your country unless you
work something out so that once we have the boxes and after taking out the
amount we immidiately need so that the company can help tranfer the funds to
different bank accounts you will have to provide as the money will be too much
to be payed into just one account,i hope you understand.
Sir i beg of you to know that these boxes were deposited over 5 years ago and as
such have accumulated some charges in demmurage which has to be payed before the
boxes will be released to us and considering my family's present state we cannot
afford these charges.
Sir i crave your indulgence to keep this transaction very confidential knowing
the amount involved can easily draw attention so i would like us to quietly
conclude this transaction without the notice of no one.
Sir please i will like to know the following
What are your full names and your nationality
What do you do for a living
What do you intend to invest our funds into
Can you be able to pay for the clearance/demmurage charges
How soon can you come to amsterdam.
Sir i'm really counting on you.
have a great day sir and God bless you
Regards
Prince Didon
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From: didondidon203@netscape.net
Date: Thu, 23 Oct 2003 22:16:31 -0400
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: you are my hope
Dear Nash
Thank you so much for your willingness to assist my family out of this
dillema,infact i'm most grateful to you and i must state here that i can never
give up on you,infact my family is entrusting all our hopes in your ability to
help us with this transaction.i am sorry for not writing you all this while
actually i've been very sick from high fever and i've not checked my email
since,i'm just recovering.
Please i beg that you take this very seriously as the pressure on me is really
much and i feel i'm going down but i have this strong belief that you are ver
capable.
To proceed once and for all I will require to have your full names as it
appears in your passport and your contact address as it will be required by the
attorney to prepare all necessary legal documentataions transferring ownership
of the boxes to you as beneficiary thereby giving you the full legal authority
to claim the boxes and i will be with you all through.Sir i must state here that
it is on the basis of the documentation from the attorney that we can proceed
with this transaction,because this is a very physical transaction and you might
be required to be present to claim the boxes from the company and i will be by
your side.
When this document is ready it will then be forwarded to the company by the
attorney to officailly notify them that you will be making the claims of the box
as beneficiary after which i will then fax to you with all other relevant
document ,it is at this stage you will then be required to make constant contact
with the company to find out things for yourself and then let them know when you
will be arriving amsredam so that an appointment can be scheduled for us to come
to the company to make the claims.
Sir i can assure you that this is a very genuine transaction and you will not be
in any danger assisting my highly traumatised family and i will leave camp and
come and be with you when you arrive so that we can see one on one and discuss
better but i must let you know that my fear is not collecting the boxes but how
do you intend to manage my family's funds knowing that with our political status
as refugees i cannot travel immidiately with you back to your country unless you
work something out so that once we have the boxes and after taking out the
amount we immidiately need so that the company can help tranfer the funds to
different bank accounts you will have to provide as the money will be too much
to be payed into just one account,i hope you understand.
Sir i beg of you to know that these boxes were deposited over 5 years ago and as
such have accumulated some charges in demmurage which has to be payed before the
boxes will be released to us and considering my family's present state we cannot
afford these charges.
Sir i crave your indulgence to keep this transaction very confidential knowing
the amount involved can easily draw attention so i would like us to quietly
conclude this transaction without the notice of no one.
Sir please i will like to know the following
What are your full names and your nationality
What do you do for a living
What do you intend to invest our funds into
Can you be able to pay for the clearance/demmurage charges
How soon can you come to amsterdam.
Sir i'm really counting on you.
have a great day sir and God bless you
Regards
Prince Didon
From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:44:40 +0300
To: <didondidon203@netscape.net>
Subject: I am dissapointed a bit with you...
I had put so much hope in this thing with you, and you.....
I hope I'll be strong and not go to my supplier...
Last time it was really bad!
I you must know, I woke up next to one of the ugliest girls
I have ever seen, I smelled bad, but the strangest was that I had
729 euros in my pocket, a packet of cigarettes from Uzbekistan,
a doll-mascotte of a local football tim Athinaikos, and my nails on both
feet and hands were painted dark red!
And it was 3 days ago, after I got the mail from you!!!!!!!!
Why do you do this to me?
First, you do not send what I asked you, I REPEAT:
photocopy of your ID, (passport or other)
some private photo, to know how you look.
Also, I want you to promise to me that you are not going to lie!
And then you ask me AGAIN for my name and nationality:
What is going on in your mind, do you use it, or it just fills your
scull so you do not have wind between the ears?
about a month ago I wrotte you this,
My full name is:
Nash Chovek od Prnjavor
My nationality is a complicated thing, because there are few.
My origins are Serbian from Bosnia...
I also have Greek and Swedish nationality, but I do not like using it, not
because they are fake, but because I am proud of what I am.
Also, you asked what I do, AGAIN! Wake up! I allready wrotte you this!
I am a partner in a small but very succesfull design
office/ bilingual ad agency. We are specialised in corporate identity,
mendzament, illustration and calligraphy.
The investment has to do with the coming Olympic games, but I want to keep it
a secret to protect it from competition, because it is a very original idea,
and the retun is, my friend, more then just great.
Also you ask again and again for this damn demmurage fee! I can pay it, it
can not be much, allthough I think you should be paying it, because if there is
money as you say,there is much more of your money than mine. Never mind, it is
not fair, but I'll pay it!!! I have a big heart and I do not care so much for
change!!!!
About coming to Amsterdam...
I will not moove my ass before you send your passport and foto and to promise!!!
See, I writte in a civilised manner, and I am angry.
Nash Chovek
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