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Ibro kenneth, Lousie Krava, and a revenge!

The other day, I got another e-mail from Nash, who has decided to begin another correspondence with spammers.  Nash says: "I did not send this up to now, because it was not interesting.  Then Ibro made a mistake and mixed the things up (or little pots -serbian saying -pobrkao loncice). He did not understand that...

-- Mike


From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 00:32:05 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: FROM KENNETH IBRU

FROM THE OFFICE OF:KENNETH(MNIM)

TEL: +234 1 474-6895
FAX: +234-1-759-3113.

Dear,

BUSINESS PROPOSAL: TRANSFER OF US$15.6M (FIFTEEN MILLION SIX HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS). BUSINESS INVESTMENTS PARTNERSHIP.

Good day to you.

The reason for this proposal is that your help is required in order to
Facilitate and successfully complete a profitable venture that is of
Immense benefit to you, and us the originators within a stipulated time
Frame.

I am Steven KENNTH IBRU, a director with the Petroleum (Special) Trust
Fund and the Secretary of the Contract Award and Monitoring Committee
(CAMC) of the (PTF).

This profitable venture involves the sum of US$15,600,000.00 (Fifteen
Million Six hundred thousand United States Dollars) which is presently in an
account of the PTF. We need your help as a foreigner to help transfer this
money. We cannot make this transfer on our own or in our names for the fact
that we are civil servants(still in active service). But you as a foreigner can
assist us in the sense that the money to be transferred will be paid to you as
money meant for investment purpose. The money in question is ready for transfer
into an overseas account which we expect you to provide.

We have agreed that the money will be shared according to the ratio stated
below;

a) 10% of the money will go to you for acting as the beneficiary of the fund.
b) 85% to us originators (which if possible we may enter into a partnership with
you).
We will require from you:
a) Name and address of Company/ Beneficiary.
b) Details of the account which you are the only signatory that the money will
be transferred into.

The above requirements is to initiate and facilitate the transfer of the money.
Be informed that the reason we are sending you this letter is because we know
that the only way to succeed is to seek the help of a foreigner. Your
professional status is not a matter of hindrance in this transaction. Please,
your assistance is highly solicited. We have no doubts at all that this money
will be released and transferred if we get the necessary foreign partner to
assist us in this deal.

Therefore, when the business is successfully concluded we shall through the same
connections withdraw all documents used from all the concerned government
ministries for 100% security. All expenses regarding the opening of an account
if not already in existence shall be borne by you, all expenses are however
reimbursable on the conclusion of this business transaction. It is of high hope
that you will consider this humble request and respond positively.

If you are still in doubt after the receipt of this letter please do not
hesitate to contact and ask any question(s)that may hinder your decision on
this matter.

Please an acknowledgement of the receipt of this letter will be
appreciated.

For more details on this transaction you can call me on my telephone
number+234-1 474-6895. The Telephone line may be busy, please keep on
trying till you get through.

While awaiting your early response, thank you in anticipation of your most
valued assistance.

Yours Faithfully,
KENNETH IBRU(MNIM)
P.S. PLEASE TREAT AS URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL.

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From: NASH
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 04:57:05 +0300
To: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Subject: Re: FROM KENNETH IBRU

Your offer could not have come at the better moment for me because I am having financial difficulties so I'll be more then happy to make ANY money not to mention a good offer of yours which not only make my day but will take me out of misery of everyday's running after our daily bred so please tell me what you need to know of me to do it an what you need from me to do it so we could get rich, you much more but me as well I am happy with less, ,please writte soon.Nash Chovek
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From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 13:53:25 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: Re. from kenneth ibru

Sir,
i write to confirm the recipt of your mail with thanks and to inform you that content to your mail has been well noted.

however i wish to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free but will also advise you on what to do because for us toenhance the speedy growth of this transaction you shal be requested to fill a form stating your fll na,me and address/ your private telephone and fax numbers then at the recipt of this informations i will send the form across to you were you fill in the speces and send to my office and i will submit them to the Federal Ministery of Finance which is were the payment of the above said money will be coming from.

so do acknowledge the recipt of this mail and we shall proceed also i will want you to give me a call at the recipt of this mail for more detaila and some mutual benefits.

thanks for your anticipations.

Regards.
KENNETH IBRU
234-1-474-6895
AS I WAIT FOR YOUR CALL.
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From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Jul 2003 22:08:46 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: PLEASE NOTE I NEED HERE FROM YOU

DEAR NASH,
PLEASE DO NOTE THAT I EXPECT TO HERE FROM YOU UNDER 24HRS IN OTHER TO FACIL;ITATE ISSUES AS IN THE VERY TRANSACTION WE HAVE TO TAKE CEAR OF.
THANKS.
KENETH IBRU.
234-1-474-6895
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Of course I am not going to call him, but I can say that I did!!!
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From: NASH
Date: Fri, 11 Jul 2003 21:51:34 +0300
To: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Subject: Re: PLEASE NOTE I NEED HERE FROM YOU

Mr Kenneth,
Who is the person asnweraeingn the phone of yours?3 times I called today , 3 times
a voice of an older woman who do not speak English, when I ask for you tells me something like YA YA DE? and then, after a moment she shouts Gadafi is God!
I do not want to waste any more of my money on calling this number again. If you can, please call me at my office number at the only sure one, and I spend allmost all the day there. Just call +30 210 923XXXX, ask for Louisie, and say that you are Kenneth, say the password "I-Dee-Gah-Mee-Sou", so you'll be connected immidiatelly to me and not to be put on hold.
Nash
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1- "YA YA DE" means "How are you" in the Hausa language. Hausa is the language used in Nigeria. I know few words because I had a classmate in the school from Nigeria
2- This telephone number is from a friend of mine, Luis. Joke for him.
3- "I-Dee-Gah-Mee-Sou" means "Fuck you" in Greek.

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From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 07:02:34 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: Re: PLEASE NOTE I NEED HERE FROM YOU

ok Mr Nash i will try and call you from my office today and please do keep your line open for me as i do not understand how you called ans there was no one to talk with you.
thanks for your mail.
KENNETH IBRU
234-1-474-6895

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From: NASH
Date: Mon, 14 Jul 2003 13:33:38 +0300
To: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Subject: Re: PLEASE NOTE I NEED HERE FROM YOU

Mr Kenneth,
Today I'll be working from the office at home. It is actually the home of my father in low,so you should call here, at +30 6945 XXXXX, my father in low's personal assistant Dimitris will answer, he does not speak very good English, so in order to put you directly to me and not to put you on hold, tell him (slowly!) the password for me : "I - DEE - GAH - MEE - SOU - KIT - SO". You'll be connected to me straight away.
***
I decided to give another guy's number. Small revenge I owe to him. A month ago he made a joke on me that I did not like, I thought it was not clever. I told him that I'll take revenge on him. KIT - SO (sounds like his name) is a nervous guy, and I expect this to be a sweet revenge. I imagine him to be confused when somebody calls him from Africa (he has caller ID on his mobile), to tell him something very bad. Since then, I've been giving this number to all my spammers!
"I-Dee-Gah-Mee-Sou" means "Fuck you" in Greek.


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From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 10:34:33 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: Re: PLEASE NOTE I NEED HERE FROM YOU


Dear Nash thanks for your mail of today and please do note that i have been seating on my phone for over 6 hours trying to get you on line but to no avail so tell me the real phone number were i can get you so we talk as may understand this business is taking longer time than its sopose to cause if you know you are not ready to assist us then you tell me now so i look for someone to assist me with this very transaction.
thanks.
KENNETH IBRU

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From: NASH
Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 16:52:53 +0300
To: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Subject: Explanation now!!!

Dear Kenneth Ibru,

We obviously have a promblem communicating. First I could not get to you, now you say you can not get to me! It is extremly hot here these days, and the airconditioning system in the firm is being fixed. That is why I work from home. There is no other telephone but the one I gave to you, I'll writte it again in case I made a mistake( +30 6945 XXXXXX)-off course you have to dial the exit number from your country, probably it is, like from here, 00, then 306945 XXXXXXX!!! Dimitris told me that some people called, but did not know the password. He does not connect anybody, for the security reasons, who do not know the password, we recently had big problems, (my wife's sister is a celebrity here).

I just spoke to Dimitris again, and he said, that if it is difficult for you you may say first the code (ID) for me - "KIT-SO-I-DEE" and then the basic code "GAH-MEE-SOY". Let me help you with pronouncing:
KIT- read it "keet" or like the beggining of the word "kitten"
SO- read it like the word "so" in english
I- read it like just like "I" or "eye" in English
DEE- read it simply as it is or just "D", it comes from ID-(identification document)
Basic password:
GAH-read it like the beggining of the English word "garbage"
MEE-read it like "Me" with a litle longer e
SOU-read it like the word "soul", without saying L at the end

I am really sorrybut this is the only way we may speak.
And if you are wondering if I am interested in doing the deal,- I am- and very much so! Because
of a smaller mistake I made, my wife's family does not trust me to do anything with money, and I really want to show them that I am not stupid, and the money that will come from our deal will make them respect me! As some people say-"money talks, b....t walks"

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Here he makes a mistake of calling me Luise...
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From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 17:14:34 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: FROM KENNETH IBRU

Dear Luise,
Thank you for agreeing to help us with this transaction. Having the understanding that we can count on your support financially and otherwise here is the next step for us to proceed.

Find as an attchment the payment application form. With respect to the filling of the Form. Here are some useful information that will assist you in filling the form.

1. Reference No: PTF/PED/2039-X97(TAM-99)
2.Amount: US$15.600,000.00
3.Purpose of payment: Turn Around Maintenance (TAM)
4. Choice/Mode of payment: TT
The rest, I believe you can take care of. You may return the filled form via retro-mail or by fax. My fax number remains, 00234 1 753-113

Once the filled form is received, we will give all the necessary recommendations and forward your funds transfer file to the finance ministry. We are very and absolutely sure that the funds will be transferred as soon as we can fulfill all financial obligations with respect to the funds transfer, then the funds realease documents will be sent to you. The funds release documents contain all information to exonerate you and your company from being connected to terrorist action, money luandering and drug money. More so, it will be stated that the funds being transferred to you is funds meant for investment.

PLease my friend and partner let us work together in harmony bearing in mind what we all stand to gain.

I will like to call you to discuss further with you on the way forward

Once again thank you for your understanding and willingness to assist us with this transaction.

Sincerely yours,
Mr, kenneth ibru


attached: appform.jpg




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From: NASH
Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 22:31:40 +0300
To: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Subject: Re: FROM KENNETH IBRU

Ibru,

You mixed up little pots (pobrkao si loncice)!!!
I know what happened. You spoke to Loise when you tried to
speak to me and the bitch convinced you to do the business
with her! Then you discussed all the details over the phone,
and now you made a mistake to this mail to me!
I do not care, I am going to fire her, I suspect her long time now,
What she did to me she may do to you as well!!!
I don't care!
If you want her, writte to lousiecravva@yahoo.XX
When you get fed up with her, you'll be calling me again!!!
Nash.

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From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 11:32:33 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: Re: FROM KENNETH IBRU

Dear nash I want you to take look of this mail as I have not talk anything with any lady cause when ever I called to speak with you I don?t always get through with your line so note that I don?t dealing anybody apart from you and why I entered the name louse is because of the name given to me that ur name is louse and note that if u are not working with us then I will look for another person to transact with me and if you still ready to work me then fill the form on your name and return it back so I will submit it.
Thanks.
Regards,
KENNETH IBRU
YOU CAN CALL MY HOUSE LINE.+23414701501

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From: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 11:37:30 +0000
To: NASH
Subject: Re: PLEASE NOTE I NEED HERE FROM YOU

Mr Kenneth,
>Who is the person asnweraeingn the phone of yours?3 times I called today , 3
>times
>a voice of an older woman who do not speak English, when I ask for you tells
>me something like YA YA DE? and then, after a moment she shouts Gadafi is
>God!
>I do not want to waste any more of my money on calling this number again. If
>you can, please call me at my office number at the only sure one, and I
>spend allmost all the day there. Just call +30 210 923XXXX, ask for Louisie,
>and say that you are Kenneth, say the password "I-Dee-Gah-Mee-Sou", so
>you'll be connected immidiatelly to me and not to be put on hold.
>Nash

THAT WAS WHY I THINK YOUR NAME IS Louisie

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Here I opened a new account at yahoo for Lousie, to increase the confusion!

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From: Nash Chovek <lousiecravva@yahoo.XX
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 15:29:53 +0100 (BST)
To: ken_ibru2@katamail.com
Subject: I am Cravva Lousie

Mr Kenneth Ibru,


My name is Lousie Cravva I am the personal assistant
of Mr. Nash Chovek.

I must ask you for the explanation, because I may
loose my job, and I do not understand why.
This morning my boss Mr. Chovek came into the office
shouting at me. He accuses me that I am cheating him
out of some big bussines deal. I told him that I had
no idea what is he talking about, but he did not even
listen to what I was saying. He just showed to me a
peace of paper with your e-mail! He said that I better
not be in the office on Monday, and then he left,
slamming the door!

I believe that this whole problem is some
misunderstanding, and now that I read the paper with
your mail, where you say Dear Louise...I see that you
did not writte my name right! Everything is a big
mistake!!! But I lost my job over it. And not only
that!!!

Please Mr. Ibru, if you called here and I made a
mistake and did not put you through to Mr. Chovek, I
am really sorry, I did it because you probably did not
know the password! For security reqasons, in our
company, all the big bosses may be contacted only if a
person knows a certain password, different for each
of the bosses! Also, Mr. Chovek was workin these 3
days from home, for personal reasons because of certan
family matter. I really do not want to go into
details, but he was supposed to leave his wife,
definitely, and we were supposed to live together in
the near future, as soon as he gets his divorce. Also
he was telling to me that he is going to make big
money soon, for us! I am not sure but he was probably
talking about the deal with you. Now I really do not
know what is going to happen...

PLEASE Mr. Ibru, you must explain to Nash that this is
a missunderstanding and that I am not cheting him!
He is a very good man, only sometimes he is nervous!!!
Please call him at home at at +30 6945 XXXXXX,
Dimitris will answer, he does not speak English, tell
him the password "I - DEE - GAH - MEE - SOU - KIT -
SO". and you'll be connected to him.

Please explain to him everything as soon as possible.
I am desparate!
Lousie Cravva.

And now, a carrot for Ibro! Bank info! To ease up the situation!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 23:50:22 +0300
To: "ken_ibru2@katamail.com" <ken_ibru2@katamail.com>
Subject: Re: FROM KENNETH IBRU

Mr. Ibru,

Thank you for writting to me. I do not know what to say for all the story, I am confused with what happened and I do not understand why did you confuse me with Lousie, probably she talked sweet to you, the way she knows and you got mixed up!

Anyway, I am still interested in our deal if the offer is still on the table!
You sked me to fulfill the payment form but I am confused a bit with some of the informations needed!

In order to make our lifes easier, I'll send you all my info, you fill it in and send to me for signature.here is my info:

Name: Nash Chovek
Adress:  19 Mela Spyrou str, 166 73 Voula, Athens, Greece

my telephone is +30 6945 550525-if you call do not forget the password.
fax is on the same number, but it is out of order at the moment, use e-mail to send documents.

Here is my bank info, so if it is possible, you may go on with the proces till I came back from Amsterdam. I have one business deal to finish now, then I may focus on our deal
BANK NAME ---------LAIKI BANK----
BANK ADDRESS-----Glyfada Branch,16675 Glyfada,GREECE
ACCOUNT NUMBER--011-003865-909
SWIFT CODE----------EPPBGRAA

I believe I'll be going to Amsterdam at the end of next week, or Monday,28th, or Tuesday, 29th te latest! So you can count on me just after that. Till then please proceed with everything so we can finish everything soon.

Regards, Nash Chovek.
 

Stay tuned for more if Ibro decides to reply back!

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