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Frank Osundu or Drunk Osundu?


This Story gets better towards it's end!  Red letters are the interesting points and Green letters are
my explanations for the readers at rantsinyourpants.com!
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From: "frankosundu" <franko@mol.com>
Reply-To: <franko@mol.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 20:27:48 +0800
To: <zoe_sch@hotmail.com> <<<<<<<<<<<<<see this<<<<<<
Subject: Very Urgent

FROM THE DESK OF:

MR FRANK OSUNDU,


Sir,
It is my humble pleasure to write this letter
irrespective of the fact that you do not know me.
However, I came to know of you in my private search
for a reliable and trustworthy realtor that can handle
a confidential transaction of this nature in respect
to our investment plans in real estate. Though I know
that a transaction of this magnitude will make any
one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you
that all will be well at the end of the day.

Let me start first by introducing myself properly to you.
I am mr George Osondu, a Branch Manager at one of the
zenith International bank Nigeria Plc, Lagos.

A foreigner, Late Nicholas owen, a Civil
Engineer/Contractor with the Federal Government of
Nigeria, until his death three years ago in a ghastly
air crash, banked with us here at the Union Bank Plc,
Lagos, and had a closing balance of USD$25.5M ( five
Million, Five hundred thousand United States Dollars)
which the bank now unquestionably expects to be
claimed by his available foreign next of kin or
alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund
for arms and ammunition at a military war collage here
in Nigeria.

Fervent valuable effort made by the zenith bank to get
in touch with any of late Nicholas Owen's next of kin
(he had no known wife and children)  has been
unsuccessful. The management under the influence of
our chairman and board of directors, are making
arrangement for the fund to be declared 'UNCLAIMABLE'
and then be subsequnently donated to the trust fund
for Arms and Ammunition which will further enhance the
course of war in Africa and the world in general.
In order to avert this negative development, myslf and
some of my trusted colleagues in the bank now seek for
your permission to have you stand as late Nicholas
Owen's next of kin so that the fund (USD25.5m) would be
subsequently transferred and paid into a bank account
as the beneficiary next of kin through our oversea
coresponding bank. All documents and proves to enable
you get this fund have been carefully worked out and
we are assuring you a 100% risk free involment. Your
share would be 20% of the total amount. While the rest
would be for myself and my colleagues for purchase of
properties in your country through you/your company.
If this proposal is okay by you, then kindly get to me
immediately via my e-mail furnishing me with your most
confindential telephone, fax and e-mail, so I can
forward to you the relecant details of this
transaction. Thank you in advance for your
anticipated co-operation.

Regards

FRANK OSONDU
zenith International bank ,Nigeria


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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 16:09:00 +0300
To: <franko@mol.com>
Subject: Re: Very Urgent

Mr. Osundu,

Your offer sounds, to be honest, too good to be true!
Please confirm that you and your partners are ready
to give me 5 100 000 dollars just to transfer the money
through my account.
I just don't have an idea how to proove that Mr. Owen
is my relative. It just happened so that my wife's brother
married Usrulia Owen-Prolievaar, from the Owen-Prolievaar
family, but I do not have contact with them, because of
some inheritance from my father in low's side.

Looking forward to your answer,
nash chovek, Athens, Greece


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From: "frankosundu"
Reply-To: <frankos@mol.com>
Date: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 01:38:48 +0800
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Very Urgent

Dear Friend,
Thanks for your mail of today .You don't have to doubt us because we have come to you as compatriots and do not mean any evil .We will need your full name and address for us to make out the claim documents and also your telephone and fax numbers. I would like you to have my telephone number as well, to enable us establish verbal relationship. My number is 2348033788424 you can call at anytime.I do hope that you will not betray this trust, iI implore you to do your part we will do our art here.
Goodluck and Godbless.
Regards
Frank




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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 31 Jan 2004 11:22:22 +0300
To: <franko@mol.com>
Subject: Re: Very Urgent

Mr. Osundu,

I think you sent your mail to me by mistake, and you wrote
it for somebody else. It is really annoying. I think you found
yourself another partner for this deal, and you writte to me
just to be sure, if the other guy fails. This is what I think,
because your offer is too good, and I am just not a very
lucky person. That is why you writte something that has
nothing to do with what I wrote to you- you just sent me
the same message you sent to the other guy! Or may be
you send it to many people?

How do I know it? Simple. I wrotte to you this:

 

Your offer sounds, to be honest, too good to be true!
Please confirm that you and your partners are ready
to give me 5 100 000 dollars just to transfer the money
through my account.
I just don't have an idea how to proove that Mr. Owen
is my relative.
It just happened so that my wife's brother
married Usrulia Owen-Prolievaar, from the Owen-Prolievaar
family, but I do not have contact with them, because of
some inheritance from my father in low's side.

Looking forward to your answer,
nash chovek, Athens, Greece
 


You do not confirm what I kindly asked from you, (I asked it
because i was not sure I got it right), and you do not say how I
can proove that the dead guy is my relative.

Instead you send me the mail you wrote for this other guy:

 

Dear Friend,
Thanks for your mail of today .
 

I sent my mail 2 and a half days before you answered, so it can not
be TODAY no way, not even yesterday....
 


You don't have to doubt us because we have come to you as compatriots and do not mean any evil .
 

What compatriots, what evil, whoever talked about that, probably
your first possible partner!

 

We will need your full name and address for us to make out the claim documents and also your telephone and fax numbers. I would like you to have my telephone number as well, to enable us establish verbal relationship. My number is 2348033788424 you can call at anytime.I do hope that you will not betray this trust, iI implore you to do your part we will do our art here.
Goodluck and Godbless.
Regards
Frank


 

See, I may not be lucky but I am clever! You first seeif the other guy
will do it, and if not writte to me!
I have a new question adding to the old ones. How exactly did you find me?

With respect, Nash Chovek, Athens,


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From: "frankosundu"
Reply-To: <franko@mol.com>
Date: Sun,  1 Feb 2004 01:19:26 +0800
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: Very Urgent

Attn: Mr. Nash Chovek,
I am sorry If  i did not answer your questions very well. I have no other person  i am doing this deal with.
My saying thanks for your mail of today does not mean any harm iit iswas just because i was out of station so i could'nt access  my mail for three days so i am sorry one more time.
I found you on the internet in my search for a foreigner to excute this business.
I made mention of doubt because i felt that you think that you will not get the 20% of the money.
I asked for your telephone and personal information to enable me make out  the claim documents in your name . I will advise you read my first letter to you to understand me better.
I gave you my number for you to call me, please feel free to ask futher question.
I thank you for being careful.My full name is Frank George Osundu
Goodluck and Godbless.

Regards,
Frank G. osundu


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From:frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 08:27:49 -0800 (PST)
To: nash
Subject: Reach me on this mailbox

Attn:Nash Chovek,
This Frank G osundu I write to let you know that i cannot access my former mailbox so i implore you to disregard it and send every futher correspondence to this box.

I hope this will not cause any mistrust.
Goodluck and Godbless
Regards
Frank

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 07 Feb 2004 03:11:39 +0300
To:frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Important



Yes I am INTERESTED


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From:frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Feb 2004 00:02:37 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Re: Important


Attn Nash

Hopefully you are fine.

I received your mail and i am happy that you now believe in my person.

I will suggest that you send to me your personal telephone and fax number your contact address and full name.

I would want to tell you that it is important we do things fast so that we can finish up this transaction.

one thing you should know now is that every documentation about this money will be in your name.

I will advise that you open a new account i mean a zero account if you dont want to use an existing account.

I am glad to tell you that we will all smile at the end of this transaction.

Now how is your wife i will send to you my photograph and that of my wife.

Please feel free to call me on my telephone 2348033788424.

Goodluck and Godbless

Regards

Frank G. Osundu

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From:frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Feb 2004 00:07:08 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Disregard Molmail box


Please disregard the mol mail box it is no longer valid.

Remember the total ammount is 25.5 millon usd and 20% is your share there.

Frank


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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Feb 2004 10:55:35 -0800 (PST)
To: nash
Subject: our pictures

Hello,

These are our photographs myself and my wife and my patener and his wife so can i have yours
 


Attached ME AND MY LOVELY WIFE.JPG


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From: frank osundu <franko71@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 7 Feb 2004 10:59:46 -0800 (PST)
To: nash
Subject: see the picture

Here is the photo.
Regards
Frank
Attached photograph1(1)(1).jpg


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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 07 Feb 2004 23:16:56 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Reach me on this mailbox

I must admitt to you that your change of adress and a strong feeling that I am not the only person you are dealing with are things that worry me and I am really not sure if I am really going to see the money you are promising...

I will give you my telephone number, it is +30 210 my old number with calls transfered to my new number, but I am not very fond of using phone because I have a problem- I stutter! A lot! Specially when I am exited, and who wouldn't be exited talking about that big money! It may take me too long to say a simple sentence, and long distance phone calls are expensive from Greece!

It is better we use e-mail and you explain to me what you want me to do. And how soon I can get the money, because I have a good reason for it!!!

If possible, send me an e-mail from your old adress, so I can be sure, please,
yours, Nash Chovek, Athens, Greece

PS. this number 71 in your e-mail, what does it mean?

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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 8 Feb 2004 09:33:57 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Please stop doubt

Attn :Nash
How are you today.
You see i sent to you my photograph and that of my colleague to  ease up doubts.
Like I told you in my mail my other box  in mol .com is difficult to access in the remote areas so that is the reason for this yahoo mail box.
The money in question you will surely get i assure that if you will trust me and remove doubt from your mind.
I still need to have your address to make the claim documents on your behalf.

I will sent you mail from that former box anytime i get access it.
The 71 in the box is the number in my file in the office and so i normally use since i always have in my brain.
I need the address to make out the documents.
My colleague have just advice that we can withdraw the money and deposit it with an international security company as treasure boxes and lat them send to europe by there diplomatic means for you to claim and put in a bank while we come over to Greece to take our share .I know that you will say how can we trust you like this and I tell you that because we want to go into investment overseas so we know we will be with you soon .
I assure that what we are doing is risk free and we will get there.
Be rest assured that you will leave your country to another part of europe to claim the boxes which is our money from the official We will inform you about that after   we have gotten a good and trusted security company that can courier this money for us.
Please remove every doubt from your mind and how is your wife.
I do hope that this project will be the being of a long lasting relationship.
Goodluck and Godbless.
Regards
Frank G. osundu
 




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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:25:43 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: How are you

You ask my adress. Here is:

Name: Nash Chovek
Adress:  19 Mela Spyrou str, 166 73 Voula, Athens, Greece


Here is my bank info, so if it is possible, you can put money here?
BANK NAME ---------LAIKI BANK----
BANK ADDRESS-----Glyfada Branch,16675 Glyfada,GREECE
ACCOUNT NUMBER--011-003865-909
SWIFT CODE----------EPPBGRAA

Thanks for the photos, I don't know for your partner. I'll send you my foto tommorow and must tell to my partner to know for this and to tell me what he think. And to send his foto. But may be he does not want? I'll writte when I speak to him, he knows more for business! He will explain about everything to me. He comes to athens in 2-3 days.
Till then, be good.
nash
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Frank just called me. I stutterd. A lot. He lost his patience and told me to open the mail he sent
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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 02:31:20 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: How are you


Attn.Nash,

How are you today. I hope you are fine .

I have given you the  reason for change of address. I Frank George Osundu is assuring you that you will get this money.

My greetings to your wife .

Goodluck and Godbless.

F.G Osundu

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:34:21 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: FW: HELP

Frank, I just got this as well!
Is this from you?
I ask this because it is similar to your.


 

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From: kadiri1414@netscape.net
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 08:29:50 GMT
To: Nash
Subject: HELP

Dear sir,

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is shaffer nana a merchant in Dubai, in the
U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now
I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I
cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come
to this world I would live my life a different way
from how I have lived it. Now that God has called
me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family
members as well as a few close friends.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul
so, I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E,
Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one
of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the
huge cash deposit of eighteen million united states dollars
$18,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security Company
abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit
and dispatched it to charity organizations.


I have set aside 20% for you and for your time.

God be with you.

Nana Shaffer

 


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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:42:58 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: How are you

Does your bank have a website? I want to read about it and about you there, please!
N.

 


 


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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 14:12:32 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Did you call me on the phone?

Mr Osundu,

May be it was you on the telephone, I did not hear well.
Somebody just called, he said, I think-"I am drunk"
because I think he did not say "I am bank"
Or may be he thinks Zenith bank?
Then I did not hear well but he was saying
Something to look for, and I think CHOCOLATE!
And he said he is coming to Athens for the
Olympic games and to buy him a ticket for the basketball
finals. ..
Was this may be you?

Nash. It's me!


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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 09 Feb 2004 14:21:14 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: I am exited.

Mr Osundu,

Because now I think I may be rich soon. But why
did you say, if it was you- "I am drunk"
I think it is a good reason to drink but let us
first get the money. Did you get my adress?

I am fine today, to answer to your question!
Please answer to the questions I asked you.
And I have a problem to speak -I stutter!
How soon we can do it after I speak to my
partner?2-3 days?
Nash Chovek


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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 06:16:28 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: always use this password what is my File number then you answer( 71)


Attn: Nash

How are you I got all your mails and I am suprise that you cannot hear me yes I called you but did ask if you are drunk .

I just said my name is frank and the line was not clear and I heard on the other side that you cannot hear me.

The letter you Forwarded to me is not from me I will advice you ignore such mails and let us face this one first.

I got your address and your telephone number.

Please have this in mind anytime I call I will always use this password what is my File number then you answer( 71)

My Bank exist and my name is not on the website because i am just a branch manager.

I will send the documents for claim to you now that i have your address.

Call me today.

Goodluck and Godbless

Regards

F.G.osundu

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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 09:28:14 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: GoodNews


Attn Nash Chovek,

I am so glad to write you this mail because  we have just finished our own meeting and they have just ask me to ask you to indicate how you want this money to get to you in Grecece .I Frank is of the opinion that we try to withdraw this money and package it as treasure and send it  through a security company by diplomatic means to there office in europe where you can go and claim this fund in person.If they do it by telegraphic transfer  to your bank you will have to spend a lot of money on Taxes , International Remmittance charges (IRC) and on Transfer bond certificate.I will on getting your reply make up the neccessary documents for you perusal and record purposes .You can have one of your patners talk to me on Phone for futher clarifications.

Goodluck and Godless .

Regards

F.G.Osundu

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 15:41:14 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: GoodNews

You called today and I was so exited that I started stuttering
and I could not say anything...
But I understood that you did not say I am DRUNK,
you said I am FRANK, and this sounds very similar...
About transfering the money, let Us not complicate
everythingwith this security companies, they are
all thieves and charge too much for a little
service...
I have a better idea, and I want to do it this way:
You put the money to my account, and I transfer it
to a charity organization, who will keep 3% for their service
and We'll get the rest of the money on an account
of your choice-TAX FREE!
I propose we share this 3% among ourselves, I
am ready to deduct 1% of my smaller share, and you
2% , if this is OK with you...
Here is my account ID, if you put in the money, I'll
transfer it to a "FAZA" Organization.
http://www.faza-aegina.com/news.php
It is really honest organization who helps strays.

Are you OK with it?

My Name: Nash Chovek
Adress:  19 Mela Spyrou str, 166 73 Voula, Athens, Greece
Here is my bank info, so if it is possible, you can put money here?
BANK NAME ---------LAIKI BANK----
BANK ADDRESS-----Glyfada Branch,16675 Glyfada,GREECE
ACCOUNT NUMBER--011-003865-909
SWIFT CODE----------EPPBGRAA

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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Feb 2004 14:05:52 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Thanks For your suggestion

Attn. Nash Chovek,

How are you today.

I am happy that you are proofing the person you are to me like you suggested that we go through the traditional banking system.  I mean wire transfer , fine but I have to ask you a question as a professional banker can this account you brought hold 25.5millon united states dollars, please advice me on what to do now.

Keeping the fund with the charity organisation is no problem and the 3% is okeyby me but we still have to pay the international remmittance charges.

Please tell me a little about yourself and try to send an identification for record purposes.

What do you do for a living in your country like you know I am a banker so what do you do.

Goodluck and God bless

Regards

F .G. Osundu
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 17:08:00 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Thanks For your suggestion

Frank,
I just called my man in the Laiki and he told me it is OK.
Nash.

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 19:39:44 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: here is my passport, please send yours!

Attached NashPassport.jpg



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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 10:53:14 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Progress


Attn: Nash Chovek,

Hopefully you are fine.

I have seen your passport so we can move on now.

I have made the application in your name today in the Nigeria Apex Bank (CBN) they will contact you with the approval notice .Please do let me Know as soon as they contact you.

Godbless you.

Regards

F.G.Osundu

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 23:54:12 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Progress

Frank,
Please do everything on your side with your bank, and I'll finish everything on my side with Laiki bank and with FAZA!
Let us not waste our time, because time is money and we need it!
nash
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At the very begining the e-mail adress Frank sent to his Very Urgent Business Proposal was zoe_sch@hotmail.com  Now I'll ask him who is it!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 00:05:58 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: More Progress


I am waiting for your passport as well!
Godbless you.
Do you know who is behind the e-mail zoe_sch@hotmail.com ?
Regards
Nash
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Also, I decided to check if he has many addresses on yahoo with different numbers... I was wrong, he is not cheating me, he is an honest man with honest intentions!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2004 22:01:16 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankos71@yahoo.com>, <frankos21@yahoo.com>:, frank osundu <frankos33@yahoo.com>, frank osundu <frankos72@yahoo.com>, frank osundu <frankos73@yahoo.com>
Subject: Do you have all the time in the world?( 71)

I said to myself -if he did not writte when I open my mail AGAIN, I am going to forget everything!
Really what is your problem? Do you have all the time in the world?If you do, I don't!!!
I want to see if other numbers work as well!
Nash.
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The bounced messages did not come back right away...

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2004 22:06:49 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankos71@yahoo.com>, <frankos21@yahoo.com>:, frank osundu <frankos33@yahoo.com>, frank osundu <frankos72@yahoo.com>, frank osundu <frankos73@yahoo.com>
Subject: I checked, and checked again, and again!!!

And my previous mail I sent to different numbers with Frank Osundu, and none of them came back to me, meaning that all the adresses are valid!!!
I try to think of a reason for it and I can not find it!
Can you please help?
Nash(71)

 

I said to myself -if he did not writte when I open my mail AGAIN, I am going to forget everything!
Really what is your problem? Do you have all the time in the world?If you do, I don't!!!
I want to see if other numbers work as well!
Nash.
 

Message from yahoo.com.
Unable to deliver message to the following address(es).

<frankos21@yahoo.com>:
This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account (frankos21@yahoo.com) [0]

<frankos33@yahoo.com>:
This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account (frankos33@yahoo.com) [0]

<frankos72@yahoo.com>:
This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account (frankos72@yahoo.com) [0]

<frankos73@yahoo.com>:
This user doesn't have a yahoo.com account (frankos73@yahoo.com) [0]

--- Original message follows.

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Frank just called me again. I stuttered, of course. A lot. He was saying he is Frank, and I I was saying "I am not drunk!" He lost his patience and told me to open the mail he sent. ..

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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 01:34:45 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: I am sorry for the delay


Attn Nash,

I am sorry for the delay in replying your mails I was away to the federal capital to make arrangement on how fast we can get this money and now there is a good news we will get it moved from here to the Nigeria offshore payment centre .So we will get this money this week your documents will get to you today from the bank.

I have made all the neccessary payment in your name so keep your peace and one more thing we should keep this project confidential now at this stage because we are talking about big money.

I want to inform you that the other mails you tried are not my mail box and moreover we have other people as frank osundu but my name is frank george osundu so becareful not to sell our business out.

You can call me now 2xxxxxxxxx4.

Godbless.

Regards

F.G. Osundu


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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 01:43:11 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: I dont know the email zoe_sch@hotmail.com


Hello,

How are you .

I dont know anything about zoe_sch@hotmail.com that you ask of.

Please dont reply any mail that is not from frankosundu71@yahoo.com and any mail not close with F.G.osundu please so that people dont get information about our money.

Regards

F.G .Osundu
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My dear Frank said he did not know the e-mail he sent the initial mail to, let's ask him again, if he's sure....
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 13:03:48 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Are you sure you don't know the email zoe_sch@hotmail.com?

I reallyreally need you to be honest with me! Are you sure you don't know the email zoe_sch@hotmail.com?
Everything depends on this.
nash.
 

Hello,

How are you .

I dont know anything about zoe_sch@hotmail.com that you ask of.

Please dont reply any mail that is not from frankosundu71@yahoo.com and any mail not close with F.G.osundu please so that people dont get information about our money.

Regards

F.G .Osundu

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 13:13:14 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: I am sorry for the delay

I was happy to hear from you today! Again I was sure you said: "I am DRUNK" But now I believe that you did not say this, and that you said "I am Frank"! Because i am afraid of everything, because it is a lot of money, and I was suttering from that fear!

I really hope you did not say you are drunk, I have a problem with the drunks, my father was an alcoholic and he was beating me, my mother and the rest of my family! Please confirm you are not.

Yeasterday I was having dinner with Mitsos, the guy from FAZA, he wanted to know where the money is going to come from, but I told him it comes from some chinese refugees who sold som e ancient figurines to some collectors in Holland... See, I am not stupid, you asked me to be confidential, and I am!!!

nash.

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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 14:48:41 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: To Frank71

Will you please send me your passport as I sent mine to you! Is there a reason for not sending it?
I think you just forgot it, so I want to remind you....Nash

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- Let us see now who is behind this e-mail! I don't explain much, because it might be my spammer's e-mail address as well, usually they put their mail as "TO" and they put our addresses as BCC...
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 15:05:54 +0300
To: <zoe_sch@hotmail.com>
Subject: Did you get the same e-mail as I did?

My name is Nash, I am from Athens, and I got this e-mail
that was intended for you. I did not notice it at the begining
and started a correspondence with Frank.
I just realised that it was intended for you, and i'd like to
know if you know what is going on?
Please answer soon
Thank you in advance.
Nash Chovek, Athens, Greece


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From: "frankosundu" <frankosun@mol.com>
Reply-To: <frankosun@mol.com>
Date: Wed, 28 Jan 2004 20:27:48 +0800
To: <zoe_schlegel@hotmail.com>
Subject: Very Urgent

FROM THE DESK OF:

MR FRANK OSUNDU,

Sir,
It is my humble pleasure to write this letter
irrespective of the fact that you do not know me.
However, I came to know of you in my private search
for a reliable and trustworthy realtor that can handle
a confidential transaction of this nature in respect
to our investment plans in real estate
... the rest of the initial mail...
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- No Answer from Zoe Schlegel!!! But here are payment inspectors!!!
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From: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 10:54:24 -0800 (PST)
To: nash
Subject: APPROVAL NOTICE


DEAR SIR,
ATTACH IS A COPY OF THE APPROVAL NOTICE ON YOUR PAYMENT FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND RECORD PURPOSES.
FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTION IF ANY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOUR FAITHFULLY
JEAN ALI (MRS)
FOR PIAC
 




Attached: approval.jpg


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-of course it is Alter Ego of my Frank...
Payment Inspection Committee from The Central Bank of Nigeria, having an Yahoo account?
I checked on Spamcop, and it is not really an Yahoo e-mail, otherwise I'd report and close it!
Let us tell it to Frank....
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 00:44:58 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: I dont know the email zoe_sch@hotmail.com

Frank,
I got one e-mail with some approval notice on my name, but it did not come from the bank's e-mail, but from an adress at yahoo.com. What do you think of it, is it somebody who is fooling me, because it does not sound logical to me that Central Bank  of Nigeria uses a Yahoo mail! Do you at your bank have official bank's e-mails? It is OK if it is unofficial to use it, but this is official!
Please tell me your opinion, and also answer to my previous mails,
nash Chovek
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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 14:28:32 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: I am Honest Enough


Dear Brother,

How are you today ? I am being as honest as i can and I this stage i implore you to understand my person very well i am a honest man and i do love you to be straight with me.

I don't know anything about the email you ask of if i may ask what is in that email please let me know.

I advice you stop devugling information concerning this business to any body at this stage.

You said you have finished arrangement with the FAZA guy that is loving .

Like I told you i have finished everything here the payment committee will contact you please do let me know as soon as you are contacted.

I will send my passport to you is just I plan to travel down to Dublin so my passport is in the embassy right now, I will send my passport as soon as it is out.

Godbless you as we await the goodnews.

Regards

F.G.Osundu
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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 20:44:26 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: I am Grateful


Dear Brother,

How are you today I am happy that they have granted us approval I will tell one thing we don't have to doubt any thing at this stage .One thing you should understand is that in this part of the world we are still coming up from the dark world we are yet to develope that is the reason why i personally want to the shore of this country.

The bank have their domain which does not cover all the committee and departments in the parastal.

Please brief me on what they ask you to do from now.

I am beging you in the name of God to keep this trust and do not betray us since they have given approval for payment.

No one is fooling any body please go ahead and contact them , I will see the Lawyer that helped in the documentation to confirm what you have just told me.

Remember that we have spent so much money to get this project to this stage i implore you therefore to trust us back here as we have all the trust in your person right now.

At this stage i think you should keep this project to yourself alone knowing the origin of the fund.

I beg you in the name of God to ignore every mail that is not from this mail box because we have alot wicked people in this part of the world that does not want the progress of a fellow man.

Godbless you for your honesty so far.

Regards

F.G.Osundu
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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 20:49:43 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: How are you


Please lety me know what you do for a living I am troubled now that we have reach this stage.

Frank
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- My Frank is having his doubts...and he is bombarding me with e-mails...this e-mail was sent twice
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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 03:20:34 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Reply Now


Hello,

You did'nt tell me anything about the content of the approval please brief me.

Have you gotten back to the committee at least to acknowledge their mail.

Get back to me with update now no one is fooling any we will all smile.

Stop being skeptical about all this .

I awaite your mail.

F.G.Osundu
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- Now I got inspired...see the big quantity of nonsense that sounds...somehow...in few lines
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 10:44:15 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: This is who I am!

You want to know what do I do? It is a very difficult answer to a simple question...Most of the money I make comes froma bilingual design studio I own, and our activities are mostly in Image making illustration domain. But that is not all. From time to time I leave everything and go on a painting trip, and this is my way to run away from stress of business. My wife is very OK with it because I usually sell most of my paintings on the following exibition. Also, from time to time I get orders for church decorations (Wallpainting and Icons on wood) because I am kind of an expert for Ortodox Church imagery and decoration, I learned it from my father who decorated a famous St Nicola's Church here... I am an expirienced Calligrapher and, believe it or not, in the year 2003, while Greece was presiding European union I made 12000 euros from designing and writting invitations for all the VIP guests...There are other activities I do for money, but the things I do in my free time are interesting. But to tell you that, I'd have to know you better!
You asked to know what I did for living, I did not writte you this to confuse you!
How about you? What do you do? In your free time.

Now, this is what I want from you: scan of your ID,
and some private photo, to know how you look.
Also, I want you to promise to me that you are not going to lie!
And I want you to answer to me on this, your opinion:
1-Do you think it is more important to be rich or happy?
2-What do you think about gay rights?
3- Is honesty allways the best way?
4-Are there more men in China or not?
5- Do you drive fast. Your car?

Please do not wait. Writte back soon, but do not dissapoint me, if you want me to be your help, I am asking you this to learn more about you!!!
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- This is the moment I like now! I have doubts about this committee, and who do I tell it-to my friend Frank. Now he has to persuade me, and keep our "friendly feelings". I can attack "them" and also warn my friend to be more careful!!!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 10:44:16 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: My friend, you have to be more carefull!!!

 



 

My friend, you have to be more carefull!!!, Otherwise, we won't get our money! Luckily for you I am being carefull. If I was not, I would not have everything I have!!! What do I mean? -Here:
 

Dear Brother,

How are you today I am happy that they have granted us approval I will tell one thing we don't have to doubt any thing at this stage .One thing you should understand is that in this part of the world we are still coming up from the dark world we are yet to develope that is the reason why i personally want to the shore of this country.
The bank have their domain which does not cover all the committee and departments in the parastal.
 

-This part I did not understand at all! Please explain!
 

Please brief me on what they ask you to do from now.
 

-I am sending you everything...
 

I am beging you in the name of God to keep this trust and do not betray us since they have given approval for payment.
 

-If you tell me that you believe them, after you see and think about everything, OK, but i don't think so. Well, it's your money more then it's mine!
 

No one is fooling any body please go ahead and contact them , I will see the Lawyer that helped in the documentation to confirm what you have just told me.

Remember that we have spent so much money to get this project to this stage i implore you therefore to trust us back here as we have all the trust in your person right now.
 

-On this I need you to be more specific, up to now I don't think you spent MUCH money. Do you say this to make me feel bad?
 

At this stage i think you should keep this project to yourself alone knowing the origin of the fund.
 

-This is a bit insulting, and I am not a child! I don't go around telling. I am a carefull man! I am afreaid that you are not! And I am  descreet. I once had a side campaigns for two large compeeting clients, Fage and Delta, without anybody knowing of it!
 

I beg you in the name of God to ignore every mail that is not from this mail box because we have alot wicked people in this part of the world that does not want the progress of a fellow man.
 

- Waht does THIS mean?
 

Godbless you for your honesty so far.

Regards

F.G.Osundu

 


This is the comitee's mail! I told you this is not logical, because yahoo is a free server. If that bank was my client, I'd advice them strongly that by using free e-mail they send a very wrong message! Or may be that bank has no money for a server of it's own?

You know what I think? I think it's somebody who found out about everything trying to cheat us. You tell me what you think.
May be I am the fool here.
Waiting on your answer to tell me what to do, you know better, this is your line of business....Nash

Here's their mail, and an attachment!
 


From: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 10:54:24 -0800 (PST)
To: nash
Subject: APPROVAL NOTICE


DEAR SIR,
ATTACH IS A COPY OF THE APPROVAL NOTICE ON YOUR PAYMENT FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND RECORD PURPOSES.
FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTION IF ANY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOUR FAITHFULLY
JEAN ALI (MRS)
FOR PIAC

 

Attached: approval.jpg


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- although I do not "trust" them, I politely ask "the committee" for their instructions!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 10:44:16 +0300
To: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: APPROVAL NOTICE

Mrs Ali,
Please inform me on the steps in the process of transfering the money to my account!
Nash Chovek,Athens Greece
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- And, off course, I am sending it to Frank, as if he did not already get it! I suspect I am going to be asked for money from the "Payment Inspection", and I tell it to Frank, to show him how right I am to doubt them...note that the "number" is 629-210=419-ASS!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 10:44:16 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Reply Now

This is what I wrotte to the "comitee" to se their answer.
I can bet you that they'll tell me they need some "little sum" for the fee to transfer the money to me, and they can not deduct the sum from Owen's money because by The Bank's Policy number 629-210-ASS, "the money from the accounts should be transferd in total and all the expences should be covered by the claimee...", or something like this! You'll see!
Nash.


 

Mrs Ali,
Please inform me on the steps in the process of transfering the money to my account!
Nash Chovek,Athens Greece
 

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- And now my friend Frank makes a mistake! All the insults and doubts towards the committee I told him, insulted his Alter ego, The Payment Inspectors. and he reacts...
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From: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 07:47:07 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: FUTHER INSTRUCTIONS


DEAR SIR,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR COMMUNIQUE TO THIS HONOURABLE COMMITTEE IN WHICH YOU ASK THIS BODY TO ADVICE ON HOW YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED.

I WILL FIRST ESTABLISH OUR DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOU IN THE WAY AND MANNER YOU ADDRESSED THIS OFFICE IN YOUR MAIL TO US, WE WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS COMMITTEE WILL NOT TAKE ANY OBSTINACE FROM ANY CLIENT.

YOU ARE TO  COME TO THIS OFFICE IN PERSON TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER OF YOUR FUND IN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM THIS DAY AND YOU ARE TO COME ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL COPY OF THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.

FOR FUTHER CLARIFICATION AND ADVISE CALL DR. DAVID AMIGOR ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 234 80 33062888.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY

J ALI.(MRS)

FOR PIAC
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- Their rudeness was unprovoked, I was kind and "official" to them, the should not know what I wrote to Frank!!!
My dear Frank is going to have headache tonight!!!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 18:22:37 +0300
To: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Subject: What do you mean by "IN THE WAY AND MANNER"

What do you mean by "IN THE WAY AND MANNER"

I did not insult you in any way and I will not be treated bad from you, you are there to do your business, and you are to take money for your service...If you plan on treating me in that way, I'll see with my partner to transfer this deal to another bank...

Here is my previous mail in which I do not see anything insulting, may be you got something in my name from somebody else?

Nash Chovek, Athens, Greece

Mrs Ali,
Please inform me on the steps in the process of transfering the money to my account!
Nash Chovek,Athens Greece
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-Because I am "confused" by their rudeness towards me, I ask for explanations, dear spammer, I want you to apologize!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 01:44:01 +0300
To: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: FUTHER INSTRUCTIONS

Here is all our correspondence, and I demand from you the explanation, WHERE DID YOU READ INSULT IN MY MAILS???????????????

This is your first mail to me


 

DEAR SIR,
ATTACH IS A COPY OF THE APPROVAL NOTICE ON YOUR PAYMENT FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND RECORD PURPOSES.
FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTION IF ANY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOUR FAITHFULLY
JEAN ALI (MRS)
FOR PIAC
 


Then I answer this:
 


Mrs Ali,
Please inform me on the steps in the process of transfering the money to my account!
Nash Chovek,Athens Greece
 


Then, to my surprise, you attack me without reason:
 

DEAR SIR,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR COMMUNIQUE TO THIS HONOURABLE COMMITTEE IN WHICH YOU ASK THIS BODY TO ADVICE ON HOW YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED.

I WILL FIRST ESTABLISH OUR DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOU IN THE WAY AND MANNER YOU ADDRESSED THIS OFFICE IN YOUR MAIL TO US, WE WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS COMMITTEE WILL NOT TAKE ANY OBSTINACE FROM ANY CLIENT.

YOU ARE TO  COME TO THIS OFFICE IN PERSON TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER OF YOUR FUND IN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM THIS DAY AND YOU ARE TO COME ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL COPY OF THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.

FOR FUTHER CLARIFICATION AND ADVISE CALL DR. DAVID AMIGOR ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 234 80 33062888.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY

J ALI.(MRS)

FOR PIAC
 


Finally, I answer back in my way, because I hate beung intimidated, and STILL I DID NOT INSULT YOU!!!

 

What do you mean by "IN THE WAY AND MANNER"

I did not insult you in any way and I will not be treated bad from you, you are there to do your business, and you are to take money for your service...If you plan on treating me in that way, I'll see with my partner to transfer this deal to another bank...

Here is my previous mail in which I do not see anything insulting, may be you got something in my name from somebody else?

Nash Chovek, Athens, Greece
 

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- and I want Frank to know about it! He is my friend, he should be on my side, not on the "bank's"
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 01:44:26 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: to be tougher to survive!

This is my mail to them and their mail to me!
I did not insult them, I asked for information from them.
They tried to scare me with some moral which I did not deserve.
Unless you told them my doubts in them, which I don't believe
because I do not think you are stupid.
Here is everything, and you be the judge!
I think you should order them to transfer the money to some other bank, why not yours, and we do it elsewhere, fuck them! I don't want to be intimidated!
Your partner, nash
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First they writte this to me:

 

DEAR SIR,
ATTACH IS A COPY OF THE APPROVAL NOTICE ON YOUR PAYMENT FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND RECORD PURPOSES.
FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTION IF ANY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOUR FAITHFULLY
JEAN ALI (MRS)
FOR PIAC
 


Then I answer this:
 


Mrs Ali,
Please inform me on the steps in the process of transfering the money to my account!
Nash Chovek,Athens Greece
 


Then they attack me without reason:
 

DEAR SIR,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR COMMUNIQUE TO THIS HONOURABLE COMMITTEE IN WHICH YOU ASK THIS BODY TO ADVICE ON HOW YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED.

I WILL FIRST ESTABLISH OUR DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOU IN THE WAY AND MANNER YOU ADDRESSED THIS OFFICE IN YOUR MAIL TO US, WE WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS COMMITTEE WILL NOT TAKE ANY OBSTINACE FROM ANY CLIENT.

YOU ARE TO  COME TO THIS OFFICE IN PERSON TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER OF YOUR FUND IN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM THIS DAY AND YOU ARE TO COME ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL COPY OF THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.

FOR FUTHER CLARIFICATION AND ADVISE CALL DR. DAVID AMIGOR ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 234 80 33062888.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY

J ALI.(MRS)

FOR PIAC
 


Finally, I answer them in my way, because I hate intimidators:

 

What do you mean by "IN THE WAY AND MANNER"

I did not insult you in any way and I will not be treated bad from you, you are there to do your business, and you are to take money for your service...If you plan on treating me in that way, I'll see with my partner to transfer this deal to another bank...

Here is my previous mail in which I do not see anything insulting, may be you got something in my name from somebody else?

Nash Chovek, Athens, Greece
 

Now you tell me who is crazy here. I know I am not. We want the money, but if we show them that we are soft and that they can treat us bad, they'll use it against us, from my expirience i have allways to be tougher to survive!
And I still doubt a bank that uses yahoo, don't you agree? I suggest you have the money to some reasonable bank!!!
 

Your carefull friend nash.
 

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-"Frank" understood the mistake he did as the "payment committee" Note how he is back on >US<, meaning me and Him, Frank, and "they" will not cheat "us"
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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 15:35:30 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: Answer to your questions

Attn: Nash Chovek,
Hopefully you are fine .I am writing you this mail in answer to your question to  my mail to you in which  you segmented, the answers goes thus.
What  i mean in mail was that i was only trying to let you know that in nigeria we are still under develop and based on this singular reason we do things below, compare to develope conutries like your country so you can see a department in the government that uses yahoo  sever ,the government of this country is very corrupt and so they do things the way you don't understand.Like I mention in   mail i want to quit my employment to go and live in dublin as soon as this money comes.The bank  has  a domain and this does not cover the whole department in the bank because the bandwidth is small and cannot stand so that is the reason of using yahoo.
You see  I am here and I know how things operate here so they are the rightful committee on foreign payment ,they are just a small arm of the Apex bank innugurated by the present Government to correct past errors.
My dear brother I have spent money to get this project to this stage i want to tell you I paid the Lawyer that helped us in the documentation remember I cannot go their myself so  the law firm charge me money like a foriegner as well I have so far spent 21,550 united state dollars to this stage.
My brother my saying you should keep project to your self does not mean I want to insult I just said to make sure that we don't have a lose end.
Actually we have alot of avenues  to pull out money in africa because of the bad leaders, Have you ever had of Abacha check out this website and you will understand "http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/909972.stm"
So the officials can impersonate anybody to get what they want so that was the reason I said you should ignore any mail about this business to you that is not from me and the committee you just sent their mail to me.
Nash you know that i am a banker by the grace of God and so I understand banking procedure more than you do and I will advice you listen to me on this issue nobody can cheat us I say nobody.
You see i have spent so much money if they are not real I will not spend my money and plan to quit my job to live in dublin. So get this straight , you said they will ask you to pay some charges before transfer into your account yes in banking we have what they call IRC ( international Remmittance charges) it is obtainable any where in the world but lets see how it goes from there side.
Nash we should trust ourselves now that this deal have come to this stage let us have a pure heart now.
Take care of yourself .
Regards
F.G.osundu
 



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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 16:32:47 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: Answer to your questions

Franko,
I have not got your ID. Thanks.
I have now to think about the decision.
also, I wanted to make your portrait...it helps me understand the person better!
Please send some close up photos of yours to do your portrait. Like the one
I'll be sending to you in my next mail!
I'll tell you my decision in a while. You send what I ask.
I' think we can do everything if we share all the expeces!
 

Yours, nash...
 

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- no inspiration now, I was working on a portrait and made a film from  the stages, so I sent it to him to test his mailbox with 1,2MB useless for him, nash is a painter and a bilingual image maker...

And here comes my committee, no apologies...
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From: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 06:18:26 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: LETS MOVE AHEAD


DEAR SIR,
WE ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET YOUR FUND WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR PARTNER AND WILL NOT CONDOLE ANY FUTHER OBSTINACE FROMYOU BE HUMBLE AND GET YOUR FUND RELEASED, YOUR COPERATION IS ALL WE NEED.
THIS COMMITTEE WAS FORMED TO SETTLE ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT THROUGH OUR OFFSORE CORDINATORS.
YOU ARE ADVICED TO TELL US WHEN YOU ARE COMING TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER AND REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.
WE ADVISE THAT YOU WORK WITH US SO THAT WE CAN CARRY OUT OUR STATUORY DUTIES TO THE LETTER.
YOU'RE THEREFORE ADVISED TO BE FREE WITH US AS WE DO NOT INSULT PEOPLE BUT WE PROVE OUR WORTH WITH THEIR COPERATION, SO WE ADVISE YOU CALM DOWN AND ASk QUESTION ON HOW BEST THIS FUND WILL GET TO YOU.

I PERSONALLY HAVE CROSS MY MIND TO ASSIST YOU BECAUSE OF THE WAY WE STARTED.RIGHT NOW LETS US DEAL WITH OURSELVES IN A MORE FRIENDLY MANNER AS WE HOPE THAT THIS WILL BE A BEGINING OF A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP.
THANK YOU.
YOURS FATHFULLY
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- "WE HOPE THAT THIS WILL BE A BEGINING OF A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP." What lasting relationship, they are supposed to transfer the money and take their commission? Stupid, Frank, stupid!...Here I forward it to my friend...
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 17:00:07 +0300
To: paymentinspection committee <pc_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: LETS MOVE AHEAD

Ok Mr or Mrs.....(no signature in your mail)

1-I really do need the money, so I'll be nice AGAIN, allthough I think you should apologise to me!
Please inform me on where and when do I have to come to, the adress, and If and how much will the trasfer of the money cost me.
2-Again, I ask kindly from you to explain where did you see insult towards you in my mail, here is all our correspondence again!!!
This is your first mail to me


 

DEAR SIR,
ATTACH IS A COPY OF THE APPROVAL NOTICE ON YOUR PAYMENT FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND RECORD PURPOSES.
FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTION IF ANY.
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOUR FAITHFULLY
JEAN ALI (MRS)
FOR PIAC
 


Then I answer this:
 


Mrs Ali,
Please inform me on the steps in the process of transfering the money to my account!
Nash Chovek,Athens Greece
 


Then, to my surprise, you attack me without reason:
 

DEAR SIR,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR COMMUNIQUE TO THIS HONOURABLE COMMITTEE IN WHICH YOU ASK THIS BODY TO ADVICE ON HOW YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED.

I WILL FIRST ESTABLISH OUR DISAPPOINTMENT IN YOU IN THE WAY AND MANNER YOU ADDRESSED THIS OFFICE IN YOUR MAIL TO US, WE WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS COMMITTEE WILL NOT TAKE ANY OBSTINACE FROM ANY CLIENT.

YOU ARE TO  COME TO THIS OFFICE IN PERSON TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER OF YOUR FUND IN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM THIS DAY AND YOU ARE TO COME ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL COPY OF THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.

FOR FUTHER CLARIFICATION AND ADVISE CALL DR. DAVID AMIGOR ON TELEPHONE NUMBER 234 80 33062888.

CONGRATULATIONS.

YOURS FAITHFULLY

J ALI.(MRS)

FOR PIAC
 


Finally, I answer back in my way, because I hate beung intimidated, and STILL I DID NOT INSULT YOU!!!

 

What do you mean by "IN THE WAY AND MANNER"

I did not insult you in any way and I will not be treated bad from you, you are there to do your business, and you are to take money for your service...If you plan on treating me in that way, I'll see with my partner to transfer this deal to another bank...

Here is my previous mail in which I do not see anything insulting, may be you got something in my name from somebody else?

Nash Chovek, Athens, Greece
 



3-And one more thing, your English in this mail is on a very low level, I did not understand what you wanted to say in it, please use exirienced personel or translators to correct your messages, so we can understand each other on a satisfactory level!!!

I'll mark red everything that isn't clear enough to me, please try to help me understand you:

 


DEAR SIR,
WE ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET YOUR FUND WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR PARTNER AND WILL NOT CONDOLE ANY FUTHER OBSTINACE FROMYOU BE HUMBLE AND GET YOUR FUND RELEASED, YOUR COPERATION IS ALL WE NEED.
THIS COMMITTEE WAS FORMED TO SETTLE ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT THROUGH OUR OFFSORE CORDINATORS.
YOU ARE ADVICED TO TELL US WHEN YOU ARE COMING TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER AND REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.
WE ADVISE THAT YOU WORK WITH US SO THAT WE CAN CARRY OUT OUR STATUORY DUTIES TO THE LETTER.
YOU'RE THEREFORE ADVISED TO BE FREE WITH US AS WE DO NOT INSULT PEOPLE BUT WE PROVE OUR WORTH WITH THEIR COPERATION, SO WE ADVISE YOU CALM DOWN AND ASk QUESTION ON HOW BEST THIS FUND WILL GET TO YOU.

I PERSONALLY HAVE CROSS MY MIND TO ASSIST YOU BECAUSE OF THE WAY WE STARTED.RIGHT NOW LETS US DEAL WITH OURSELVES IN A MORE FRIENDLY MANNER AS WE HOPE THAT THIS WILL BE A BEGINING OF A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP.
THANK YOU.
YOURS FATHFULLY

 

Looking forward to your answer and all the explanations
Nash Chovek,Athens, Greece
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-I asked "them " for further instructions, there is hope, my spammer must be thinking! But he is going to read this for the fourth time, as I am going to complain to "him" on "their" rudeness! I love this, I see it in a way as an INVERSE "GOOD COP-BAD COP" treatment!!!!!!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 16:43:39 +0300
To: <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: They do not say they are sorry!!!-FW: LETS MOVE AHEAD


 

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From: paymentinspection committee <piac_nigeria@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 06:18:26 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: LETS MOVE AHEAD


DEAR SIR,
WE ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET YOUR FUND WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR PARTNER AND WILL NOT CONDOLE ANY FUTHER OBSTINACE FROMYOU BE HUMBLE AND GET YOUR FUND RELEASED, YOUR COPERATION IS ALL WE NEED.
THIS COMMITTEE WAS FORMED TO SETTLE ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT THROUGH OUR OFFSORE CORDINATORS.
YOU ARE ADVICED TO TELL US WHEN YOU ARE COMING TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER AND REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.
WE ADVISE THAT YOU WORK WITH US SO THAT WE CAN CARRY OUT OUR STATUORY DUTIES TO THE LETTER.
YOU'RE THEREFORE ADVISED TO BE FREE WITH US AS WE DO NOT INSULT PEOPLE BUT WE PROVE OUR WORTH WITH THEIR COPERATION, SO WE ADVISE YOU CALM DOWN AND ASk QUESTION ON HOW BEST THIS FUND WILL GET TO YOU.

I PERSONALLY HAVE CROSS MY MIND TO ASSIST YOU BECAUSE OF THE WAY WE STARTED.RIGHT NOW LETS US DEAL WITH OURSELVES IN A MORE FRIENDLY MANNER AS WE HOPE THAT THIS WILL BE A BEGINING OF A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP.
THANK YOU.
YOURS FATHFULLY
 


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From: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 09:27:25 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: How are you



Attn: Nash Chovek,
How are you today I sent the mail thrice to make sure that it gets to you.

in answer to your questions
1. there are more women in china than men.
2.it is better to be honest
3.Gay is any bodies choice it is what you chose.



Nash  you have my picture already the one i sent with my wife is mine, is the one that i sat down with wife , my patners own is standing one.
so go ahead make the deal with the commmittee .I want you to put every trust as i have for you stop beging skeptical my brother i am a very honest man.

I have seen the mail from the committee I think they want peace or what do you think.
We don't have time again so we should do with them as far as we get our money released.
I am being careful so that we don't loose out.You will get everything about me. when our fund comes out we will have an holiday in the carribean.


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-...WE are going to have holidays together!

And now, a step further with insults towards "them", and a lecture to my friend "Frank"! Can you swallow this, my spammer?
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 21:34:07 +0300
To: frank osundu <frankosun71@yahoo.com>
Subject: I am OK, how about you?

Dear Frank,

I think you are a very kind and trusting person. You believe without secondguessing, and that is probably why you are a succesfull banker (and I am not) and that is why a chance like this came to you! I am not like you and I doubt everything. Remember, in the begining I did not believe to you!
You think this bank is OK, I am not sure...

Why I have doubts?

First they accused me of bad manners, and I never told them my doubts in them, I was polite...I asked for the explanation from them, and they ignore it, no "exuse us" or "sorry for our mistake" in their message...And they are supposed to be high ranking officers in a Central bank!!! Does this sound logicall to you? In a real big bank, I think, they do not put just anybody in responce of payment inspections! May be I am wrong, I am not sure, but I'd ask them, in a kind way, for some proofs for what they claim they are. Here I expect suggestions from you, because you know the bank's business better then I do...
And, on top of everything is the level of English their mail was written. As if they have a mad cow disease! I marked red in their last mail the parts that are as if it was written by a person that has an IQ of a chimpanzee! See here and you be a judge:
 


DEAR SIR,
WE ARE HERE TO GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET YOUR FUND WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR PARTNER AND WILL NOT CONDOLE ANY FUTHER OBSTINACE FROMYOU BE HUMBLE AND GET YOUR FUND RELEASED, YOUR COPERATION IS ALL WE NEED.
THIS COMMITTEE WAS FORMED TO SETTLE ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT THROUGH OUR OFFSORE CORDINATORS.
YOU ARE ADVICED TO TELL US WHEN YOU ARE COMING TO SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE ORDER AND REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE TO PROVIDE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE NICHOLAS OWEN JR.
WE ADVISE THAT YOU WORK WITH US SO THAT WE CAN CARRY OUT OUR STATUORY DUTIES TO THE LETTER.
YOU'RE THEREFORE ADVISED TO BE FREE WITH US AS WE DO NOT INSULT PEOPLE BUT WE PROVE OUR WORTH WITH THEIR COPERATION, SO WE ADVISE YOU CALM DOWN AND ASk QUESTION ON HOW BEST THIS FUND WILL GET TO YOU.

I PERSONALLY HAVE CROSS MY MIND TO ASSIST YOU BECAUSE OF THE WAY WE STARTED.RIGHT NOW LETS US DEAL WITH OURSELVES IN A MORE FRIENDLY MANNER AS WE HOPE THAT THIS WILL BE A BEGINING OF A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP.
THANK YOU.
 

YOURS FATHFULLY

A serius business person should be aware of his weak knowledge, and, either learn English better, or use services of an translator!! Nowdays, even blonde secretaries speak English better...
I am not a businessman on that level and my English is far from perfect, but it is at least readable and understandable...

Now what do you say, I am really eager to hear your opinion!!!
Your suspicious friend Nash.
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