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Tales from
Prnjavor
Here is the latest in Nash's conversations with
the spammers.
-- Mike
Prnjavor is just a small city in
old Yugoslavia, now Bosnia, with a silly sounding name and beautiful nature. All
the "sayings" are my silly inventions, Any similarity with real ones is
unintentional!
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From: "WILLIAM MAGOORA" <willi_mago@rediffmail.com>
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 17:38:23
To: Nash
Subject: MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
FROM:William Magoora.
Dear friend,
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not know me
personally. I am William Magoora,the first son of Madogo Magoora, the most
popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my
country. I got your contact through network online hence
decided to write you.
Before the death of my father, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the
sum of USD14.5 million (Fourteen million five hundred thousand United States
dollars), in one of the private security company, as he foresaw the looming
danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gem stones to avoid much
demurrage from security company. This amount was meant for the purchase of new
machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new farms in
Swaziland. This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr Robert Mugabe
introduced a new Land Act Reform wholly affecting the rich white farmers and
some few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by
Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of
people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one
of the victims.
It is against this background that I and my family fled Zimbabwe to South Africa
for fear of our lives. After which I traveled to the Netherlands and I am
currently staying in the Netherlands where i am seeking political asylum and
more so have decided to transfer my father's money to a more reliable foreign
account. Since the law of Netherlands prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to
open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction throughout
the
territorial zone of Netherlands. As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled
with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money
could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on
taking everything we have got. The South African government seems to be playing
along with them.
I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of money out of South Africa
for fear of going through the same experience in future. Both countries have
similar political history. As a business man, I am seeking for a partner who I
have to entrust my future and that of my family in his hands, I must let you
know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me and my
family, all I want you to do for me, is to make arrangements with the security
company to
clear the Consignment (funds) from their affiliate office here in the
Netherlands as i have already given directives for the consignment to be brought
to the Netherlands from South Africa. But before then all modalities will have
to be put in place like change of ownership to the consignment and more
importantly this money I intend to use for investment.
I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of
the money for nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into
partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your
country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also
mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of
this transaction.
If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to give you 10% of the money
while the remaining 85% will be for my investment in your country. Contact me
with my email address while I implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy
required in this transaction.
Thanks, GOD BLESS YOU
Yours Faithfully,
William Magoora
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 23:32:48 +0200
To: WILLIAM MAGOORA <willi_mago@rediffmail.com>
Subject: Re: MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
Dear Willie,
I am not sure I can really help you with this. Those
people in Network Online should have told you that I am not a businessman but an
artist. All my deals are being executed by my father in low who is a
succesfull lawyer. And he does not want me to do any business because, as he
said, my talents are not good in that field.
I think you better contact him at vlakas@filaki.gr.
If you insist on MY help, do not contact him and please explain in simple
terms what is expected from me and how much is going to be my profit.
yours sincerely,
Nash
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From: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 02:11:23 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: DETAILS(K28)
ATTN: Nash Chovek.
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?HOPE FINE.THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.I MUST
ASSURE YOU THAT I UNDERSTAND YOUR APPREHENSION BUT MUST GUARANTTEE YOU THAT THIS
PROJECT WILL BE BUILT ON TRUST,HONESTY AND TRANSPARENCY.
I SHALL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHEN WE COMMUNICATE VIA PHONE WHY IT IS IMPORTANT THAT I
TRUST AND RELY ON YOU FOR THE WELL BEING OF MY FAMILY.IF YOU GO BACK TO WHAT IS
HAPPENENING IN ZIMBABWE IN THE CNN(NEWS)ABOUT MY COUNTRY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO
HARM YOU OR YOUR FAMILY IN ANY WAY I MUST GUARANTTEE YOU THAT I KNOW MY
PEOPLE,THEY WILL NOT EVEN THINK OF COMING TO EUROPE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF
CIVILISATION.I WANT YOU TO BE REST ASSURED THAT THIS PROJECT WILL BE DONE
LEGALLY AND IT WILL BE 100%SAFE NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.
IT IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE THAT WE COMMUNICATE VIA PHONE SO THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU
THAT I AM WHO I SAY I AM,THIS PROJECT WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO YOUR FAMILY AND FOR
CLARITY I WANT THIS PROJECT TO BE CONFIDENTIAL AND TO BE BASED ON MUTUAL
UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE AS A CHRISTIAN I WOULD NOT WANT ANY THING TO HAPPEN TO MY
FAMILY OR THAT MY FAMILY WILL BE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BECAUSE OF OUR SITUATION.
PLEASE,I NEED YOUR TRUSTWORTHINESS,HONESTY AND YOUR PREPARENESS TO EXECUTE THIS
TRANSACTION WITH US.I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELEY,SO THAT I WILL INFORM
THE ATTORNEY TO DO THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO THE SECURITY COMPANY,IN ORDER FOR
THEM TO RELEASE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.I THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN ON BEHALF OF MY
FAMILY FOR OFFERING ME YOUR ASSISTANCE,AND LOOK FORWARD TO MAXIMUM CO-OPERATION
IN THE SUCCESSFUL COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION . YOU SHOULD FORWARD YOUR
TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR CONTACT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.NOTE THE
TRANSACTION CODE IS K28 I WILL BE SENDING ALL CORRESPONDENCE THROUGH THIS EMAIL
BOX willi_mago@yahoo.com,FOR SECURITY REASONS AND ALL MAILS I WILL BE SENDING TO
YOU SHALL BEAR THE CODE AND ANY MAILS THAT DOES NOT CARRY THE CODE SHOULD BE
DISREGARDED. THANK YOU ONCE MORE FOR OFFERING YOUR MOST NEEDED ASSISTANCE,I
ASSURE YOU THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A LONG LASTING BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
BETWEEN YOU AND MY FAMILY.
REMAIN BLESSED AS I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT
YOURS TRULY,
W. Magoora.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sun, 16 Feb 2003 05:41:03 +0200
To: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Subject: Questions (K28)
Mr. Magoora,
Your mail really got me confused. I wander if you had a time to read my mail?
Or you just continue telling me what I should do. You sound like Ser Onja, my
father in low who listens to nobody but himself. I did not speak to him to find
out
if you contacted him as well, because if you want to do it with me, it is better
he does not find out anything about this. Please tell me what you want.
I wrote to you if you decide to do it with me to explain in SIMPLE TERMS what
you
want me to do and if I must spend some money in this thing and how much
money
am I GOING TO MAKE!
AND YOU WROTE TO ME A COMPLETELY CONFUSING LETTER. Please understand
that English is not my native language and you must write as if you write to a
10 year old!!!!
Here is your mail and I'll color in red the words and sentences I did not
understand
even with a help of a big dictionary I have:
ATTN: Nash Chovek.
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?HOPE FINE.THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.I
MUST ASSURE YOU THAT I UNDERSTAND YOUR
APPREHENSION BUT MUST GUARANTTEE YOU THAT THIS
PROJECT WILL BE BUILT ON TRUST,HONESTY AND TRANSPARENCY.
I SHALL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHEN WE COMMUNICATE VIA
PHONE WHY IT IS IMPORTANT THAT I TRUST AND RELY ON YOU FOR THE WELL BEING OF
MY FAMILY.IF YOU GO BACK TO WHAT IS HAPPENENING
IN ZIMBABWE IN THE CNN(NEWS)ABOUT MY COUNTRY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HARM YOU OR
YOUR FAMILY IN ANY WAY I MUST GUARANTTEE YOU THAT
I KNOW MY PEOPLE,THEY WILL NOT EVEN THINK OF
COMING TO EUROPE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF CIVILISATION.I
WANT YOU TO BE REST ASSURED THAT THIS PROJECT WILL BE DONE LEGALLY AND IT WILL
BE 100%SAFE NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.
IT IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE THAT WE COMMUNICATE VIA
PHONE SO THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM WHO I SAY I AM,THIS PROJECT WILL BE
BENEFICIAL TO YOUR FAMILY AND FOR CLARITY I WANT THIS PROJECT TO BE
CONFIDENTIAL AND TO BE BASED ON MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE AS A CHRISTIAN I
WOULD NOT WANT ANY THING TO HAPPEN TO MY FAMILY OR THAT MY FAMILY WILL BE
TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BECAUSE OF OUR SITUATION.
PLEASE,I NEED YOUR TRUSTWORTHINESS,HONESTY AND YOUR PREPARENESS TO EXECUTE
THIS TRANSACTION WITH US.I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELEY,SO THAT
I WILL INFORM THE ATTORNEY TO DO THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP
TO THE SECURITY COMPANY,IN ORDER FOR THEM TO RELEASE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.I
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN ON BEHALF OF MY FAMILY FOR OFFERING ME YOUR
ASSISTANCE,AND LOOK FORWARD TO MAXIMUM CO-OPERATION IN THE SUCCESSFUL
COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION . YOU SHOULD FORWARD YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONTACT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.NOTE
THE TRANSACTION CODE IS K28 I WILL BE SENDING ALL CORRESPONDENCE THROUGH THIS
EMAIL BOX willi_mago@yahoo.com,FOR SECURITY REASONS AND ALL MAILS I WILL BE
SENDING TO YOU SHALL BEAR THE CODE AND ANY MAILS THAT DOES NOT CARRY THE CODE
SHOULD BE DISREGARDED. THANK YOU ONCE MORE FOR OFFERING YOUR MOST NEEDED
ASSISTANCE,I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A LONG LASTING BUSINESS
RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU AND MY FAMILY.
REMAIN BLESSED AS I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT
YOURS TRULY,
W. Magoora.
Do you Yahoo!?
Please Mr Magoora I did not understand this things (marked red) in your
message. I want to do it and to prove to Ser Onja that I can earn money as well,
but I must understand what I should do! And I am sorry I don't speak English as
good as you, you must write to me in simple English.
I wish everything go good for everybody. Please don't ignore me for my bad
English,
yours Nash "the Ludaja" Chovek
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From: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 16 Feb 2003 02:24:03 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: URGENT. (K28)
DEAR NASH CHOVEK,
HOW ARE YOU DOING? I HOPE GREAT. THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL. I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEARS
REGARDS THIS PROJECT.
I AM ASSURRING YOU THAT THIS PROJECT IS 100% RISK FREE AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE
WORRY. I WANT YOU TO FORWARD YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR THE NOTIFICATION
OF THE SECURITY AND FINANCE FIRM.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT I WILL CONSULTED THE SERVICE OF AN ATNORNEY WHO WILL
PREPARE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP IN YOUR NAME MAKING YOU
THE BENEFICIARY TO THE THE MONEY.(CONSIGNMENT)
I TOLD YOU THAT I AM GOING TO REWARD YOU WITH 10% OF THE TOTAL MONEY WHICH IS
$14.5 MILLION AND ALSO I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE SET ASIDE 1% OF THE TOTAL SUM
WHICH IS $145.000.000 FOR ANY EXPENCES THAT WE MIGHT INCURRED(E.G. TELEPHONE
BILLS ,HOTEL BILLS AND FLIGHT EXPENCES.
I WANT YOU TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR ME BEFORE I START THIS PROJECT WITH YOU.
1. CAN YOU COME TO THE NETHERLANDS TO SIGN FOR THE RELEASE OF THE
MONEY(CONSIGNMENT)?FROM THE SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY.
2.I WANT YOU TO SEND DOWN YOUR FULL NAMES FOR THE DOCUMENTATION THAT WILL BE USE
TO PREPARE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND CHANGE OF
OWNERSHIP.
3. YOU SHOULD KEEP THIS PROJECT CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US BECAUSE I DO NOT
WANT ANYBODY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY FAMILY FORTURE.
4. WHICH COUNTRY DO YOU COME FROM? AND PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO FORWARD YOUR
TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT WILL CAN START IMMEDIATELEY.
PLEASE I AWAIT YOU URGENT REPLY.
THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED.
WILLIAM.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sun, 16 Feb 2003 16:50:53 +0200
To: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Subject: Me again! (K28)
Mr. Magoora,
If I offended you by saying that you sound like Ser Onja I
am
very sorry walking and licking the road all the way to Prnjavor
(This is our saying).
Please forgive me.
I am interested.
Much.
Happiness of yours wish I come to you in big trucks over a
golden road from Prnjavor all the way!
Nash.
ATTN: Nash Chovek.
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY?HOPE FINE.THANK YOU FOR YOUR PROMPT RESPONSE.I
MUST ASSURE YOU THAT I UNDERSTAND YOUR
APPREHENSION BUT MUST GUARANTTEE YOU THAT THIS
PROJECT WILL BE BUILT ON TRUST,HONESTY AND TRANSPARENCY.
I SHALL EXPLAIN TO YOU WHEN WE COMMUNICATE VIA
PHONE WHY IT IS IMPORTANT THAT I TRUST AND RELY ON YOU FOR THE WELL BEING OF
MY FAMILY.IF YOU GO BACK TO WHAT IS HAPPENENING
IN ZIMBABWE IN THE CNN(NEWS)ABOUT MY COUNTRY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HARM YOU OR
YOUR FAMILY IN ANY WAY I MUST GUARANTTEE YOU THAT
I KNOW MY PEOPLE,THEY WILL NOT EVEN THINK OF
COMING TO EUROPE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF CIVILISATION.I
WANT YOU TO BE REST ASSURED THAT THIS PROJECT WILL BE DONE LEGALLY AND IT WILL
BE 100%SAFE NOW AND IN THE FUTURE.
IT IS OF GREAT IMPORTANCE THAT WE COMMUNICATE VIA
PHONE SO THAT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT I AM WHO I SAY I AM,THIS PROJECT WILL BE
BENEFICIAL TO YOUR FAMILY AND FOR CLARITY I WANT THIS PROJECT TO BE
CONFIDENTIAL AND TO BE BASED ON MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE AS A CHRISTIAN I
WOULD NOT WANT ANY THING TO HAPPEN TO MY FAMILY OR THAT MY FAMILY WILL BE
TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BECAUSE OF OUR SITUATION.
PLEASE,I NEED YOUR TRUSTWORTHINESS,HONESTY AND YOUR PREPARENESS TO EXECUTE
THIS TRANSACTION WITH US.I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELEY,SO THAT
I WILL INFORM THE ATTORNEY TO DO THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP
TO THE SECURITY COMPANY,IN ORDER FOR THEM TO RELEASE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.I
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN ON BEHALF OF MY FAMILY FOR OFFERING ME YOUR
ASSISTANCE,AND LOOK FORWARD TO MAXIMUM CO-OPERATION IN THE SUCCESSFUL
COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION . YOU SHOULD FORWARD YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBER FOR CONTACT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY.NOTE
THE TRANSACTION CODE IS K28 I WILL BE SENDING ALL CORRESPONDENCE THROUGH THIS
EMAIL BOX willi_mago@yahoo.com,FOR SECURITY REASONS AND ALL MAILS I WILL BE
SENDING TO YOU SHALL BEAR THE CODE AND ANY MAILS THAT DOES NOT CARRY THE CODE
SHOULD BE DISREGARDED. THANK YOU ONCE MORE FOR OFFERING YOUR MOST NEEDED
ASSISTANCE,I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A LONG LASTING BUSINESS
RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOU AND MY FAMILY.
REMAIN BLESSED AS I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT
YOURS TRULY,
W. Magoora.
Do you Yahoo!?
Please Mr Magoora I did not understand this things (marked red) in your
message. I want to do it and to prove to Ser Onja that I can earn money as well,
but I must understand what I should do! And I am sorry I don't speak English as
good as you, you must write to me in simple English.
I wish everything go good for everybody. Please don't ignore me for my bad
English,
yours Nash "the Ludaja" Chovek
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Sun, 16 Feb 2003 21:09:30 +0200
To: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Subject: Please explain ALL (K28)
Mr Magoora
Me I think we have a big promblem in communication. My English speaking is not
very good but I think I am no too much bad. I send you my mail, I tell you -I
sorry!(walking and licking the road all the way to
Prnjavor!!!!!) AND you say nothing on that!!!!! No understand!
Before I ask you to explain ALL this in simple English:
APPREHENSION VIA IF YOU GO BACK
TO WHAT IS HAPPENENING IN ZIMBABWE IN THE CNN(NEWS)ABOUT MY COUNTRY I WILL NOT
BE ABLE TO HARM YOU OR YOUR FAMILY IN ANY WAY
,THEY WILL NOT EVEN THINK OF COMING TO EUROPE
BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARED OF CIVILISATION.VIA I WILL INFORM THE ATTORNEY TO DO
THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO THE SECURITY COMPANY,IN ORDER FOR THEM TO RELEASE
CONSIGNMENT TO YOU SECURITY COMPANY AS I AWAIT YOUR PROMPT
I No understand in your
mail before, and you ignore!
And you write complicado again.
Why you no listen what I say, I no think you no understand, you speak English
very good and writte complicado. I am no stupid, I just not speak English
language good. I can ask Ser Onja, but you sayto me this YOU SHOULD KEEP THIS
PROJECT CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT ANYBODY TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE OF MY FAMILY FORTURE.
This is why I not ask Ser Onja. I trie understand myself.
This is why you must speak simple!
Why you want my fax? Fax is old technology, I have one that works no good, and
if must, I can fix it. Everybody use e-mail now! Much better! I send you foto of
my fax to see I have but it has dust on because I no use it for 3 year. Can send
fax, have problem to recieve. I like e-mail!
I call service if you insisting, if not-e-mail! What you say? Please writte
soon, must know if to call Mr Papadakis in service.
I wish your family live rich and beutifull life, as Pasha
from Prnjavor!
Nash.
Attached picture: MyOldFax.jpg
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As I said, Prnjavor is a place I know of just because it's
name sounds silly to me. I have never been there. I tried to see if there is on
anything on the net about it, and, to my surprise, there's a site, and, also, I
found out that the place has a beautiful nature, and, also, Branka is from
Prnjavor!!! http://www.prnjavor.com/branka.php
And I decided to inform my Willie on that!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 00:09:39 +0200
To: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Subject: About Prnjavor
I keep on mentioning Prnjavor.
It is a mythical place from many "sayings"
But it really exists! It is absolutely beutifull,
Nature is magicall. And women!!! see this:
http://www.prnjavor.com/branka.php
You can also se these links...
http://www.prnjavor.com/stari.php
http://www.prnjavor.com/galerija4.php
http://gallery.myrrh.net/prnjavor
http://www.gim78430.cjb.net/
Please tell me what you think!
Nash
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From: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Date: Sun, 16 Feb 2003 14:31:55 -0800 (PST)
To: Nash Chovek
Subject: bye
dear nash,
please i know realise that you are not seroius in this project.
please stop writing okay.
bye
william.
___
My Willie gives up easy. He is nothing like my old love,
Joseph. But I do not give up as easy!!!
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 00:52:45 +0200
To: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: bye
Dear William,
I am even more sorry if you think so. I wanted to make our correspondence
a little more personal, and I think that it helps for business.
You were also personal when you asked about my family, and you
don't no my family situation. This is why I do it!
I am sorry very sorry walking and licking the road all the way to Prnjavor
This is a saying from my homeland. I do not live there any more but I am
feeling very home-sick!
Please forgive me
Signature: Nash Chovek
_________
No answer from Willie. I got another mail from another
spammer, I am going to use it to write again to my WILLIE!
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From: "MR. TEDDY O. JAMES" <teddyowens678@netscape.net>
Reply-To: teddyojames@netscape.net
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 01:05:40 +0000
Subject: MUTUAL BENEFIT
FROM: MR. TEDDY OWENS JAMES TEL: 0031-630-062-608 I would like to begin by way
of introduction.My name is TEDDY O. JAMES,a native of Capetown-South Africa and
a senior employee to the South Africa Ministry of eneryg and Mineral Resources
currently here in Amsterdam- Netherlands on a 3 months civil service research. I
ran into your personal information, in search of a trustworthy and reliable
person with the office of chamber of commerce in Brussel , though i did not
disclose the purpose of search. I am writing this letter to solicite your
co-operation in order to redeem an investment interest currently being held
under trust with the South Africa Ministry of energy and mineral resources.The
said investment now valued at US$36.500.000.00 (Thirty six million five hundred
United State Dollars) was consolidated mining corporation in 1985 for 14 years.
Since the maturity of this contract in August 1999,several attempt have been
made without success to contact MR. MOORE MOFFAT or any of his close
relatives,in whose favour the investment cash value could be paid to. My partner
who is the account director at Ministry of energy and Mineral resources and two
other collegues,have initiated the process of filing a claim for this money,with
the hope of having these funds transferred into a safe OVERSEA ACCOUNT. We as
civil service officials are deprive by law of the legal right to opperate
oversea bank account, under the Constitutional Assembly civil service
constitutional finacial code conduct bureau (Act -0221/s-sec GDF/47-ZA) on
8th-may -1996 of REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA. We would file a claim for this money
with the Ministry claiming that you were appointed by MR. MOORE MOFFAT to be the
beneficiary to these funds.The approval procedure of this claim, take 5-7
working days. As soon as the claim is approved, the stated sum of
US$36.500.000.00 (Thirty six million five hundred thousand United State Dollars
) will be transferred into an account of your choice,after which my collegues
and I shall travel to meet with you for the disbursement of the fund. Since the
money will be in your custody,you have the responsibility to ensure that my
collegues and I receive 85% of the total sum while 10% for your assistance in
putting claim and providing an oversea account; 5% have been set aside for any
incidential expences that might be incured in the cource of this transaction.
Please we urgue you to keep this affair STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL ,because we are
still in active Government service. I want to assure you that my partners are in
position to make the payment of this claim possible,provided you agree to meet
with us and give us the guarantee that our share will be well secure in your
care. Be rest assured that there is absolutely nothing to worry about in view of
this claim; for your role is RISK FREE, and it not subject to any enquiry as
my partner will handle the claims directly on behalf in South Africa. Please
acknowledge the receipt of this letter by urgently contacting me through
telephone (+31-630-062-608) and e-mail for details of this transaction. I look
forward to your prompt respond. Yours truly, TEDDY O. JAMES NOTE: YOUR PHONE
NUMBER IS VERY IMPORTANT, AS BUSINESS OF THIS MAGNITUDE AND NATURE IS NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE DONE VIA E-MAIL.
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My answer to the new guy, TEDDY
From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 16:31:32 +0200
To: <teddyojames@netscape.net>
Subject: MUNTUAL
BENEFIT ANSWER FROM MR NASH
Mr. Teddy Owens James Tel,
I get your mail today, I trie to understand good, but my Asisstent and my
secretary who speak good English are no here today.
If I understand good you want hide money come my account, you send, after you
come you take money and my profit for all this operation nobody to know and
secret you give me 10% to be 3,650.000 dolar, 5%-is for what I don't
understand?It is a lot of money, and if no problems we share(50-50), OK?
If you have problem why I talk bad English, I must tell my father in low, he
talk English Good and know business, or you want CONFIDENTIAL, only me and you
know?
One Willie no talk with me why my bad English! You?
I am ga good man Nash Chovek, My soul good as water from
Blatusha-source in Prnjavor-city!
I wish you to have smile on your face when you 100year old!
Nash Chovek. Please write soon. I trie again call you, Tight, with My
phone-(IMPORTANT). And yes!
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Back to my WILLIE:
From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 16:31:32 +0200
To: WILLIAM MAGOORA <willi_mago@rediffmail.com>
Cc: william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Subject: I am serous man
Dear Mr Magoora,
I have surprise today for me! I got a mail coming from South Africa as well! It
is similar like your ask for bussines together. What is it? I can no understad 2
mail from people in Africa in one week.?
You first writte to me and I prefere to do bussiness with you if you are not
angry with me, I am sorry for no speak and writte good English. But if you want
I come to Amsterdam, I can do after 10-15 days, (now I can not because must
finish 2 painting for Exibition) If I lie may all the eggs from sick chicken
from Prnjavor come to my table, plate, and after in my Stomach! IF I LIE!!!
See? Doy you believe me now I am serious? Do you want do bussiness with me now?
Please writte very soon!
Nash "the Ludaja" Chovek
Here, see mail I get today:::
Attached: a mail from TEDDY
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 16:31:33 +0200
To: WILLIAM MAGOORA <willi_mago@rediffmail.com>,
william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
Subject: I like you more!!! Want
William?
Please I don't know what to do if you think I not serious?
I can go Amsterdam.
I can take money, for you and me.
Why not?
Yes?
I wish you to have smile on your face when you 100year
old! Like Old Pasha from Prnjavor!
Nash. I am good man.
But if you don't want I writte to Teddy! Here, see:
Attached: My prvious mail to TEDDY
________
Wille wrote to me first from willi_mago@rediffmail.com
and then from his yahoo address.
He seem to have closed the address at yahoo.
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From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <MAILER-DAEMON@otenet.gr>
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 16:30:09 +0200 (EET)
To: Nash
Subject: Returned mail: see transcript for details
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 16:31:33 +0200
Subject: I like you more!!! Want
From: Nash Chovek
To: WILLIAM MAGOORA <willi_mago@rediffmail.com>,
william magoora <willi_mago@yahoo.com>
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William?
Please I don't know what to do if you think I not serious?
I can go Amsterdam.
I can take money, for you and me.
Why not?
Yes?
I wish you to have smile on your face when you 100year old! Like Old Pasha
from Prnjavor!
Nash. I am good man.
But if you don't want I writte to Teddy! Here, see:
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If he does not answer soon, I'll send him in 2 days
about 15-20 MB of images worthless for him. I'll be sending the job I am
finishing now and I'll put his (other) address as BCC.
Don't you hate when you get a stupid mail after you waited long to download it?
Now, another one, apart from the name the same mail as the previous one from
Teddy, just with another name, and it is probably from the same kitchen, so I
think, may be they are checking to see if I am that stupid as my role is, and
they test me, so I continue the same game, here is my answer and his "initial"
mail ...
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 18:29:37 +0200
To: <johnpepper38@netscape.net>
Subject: ANSWER MUNTUAL BENEFIT From Mr.
Nash
Mr. John Mbeki Peper Tel,
I get your mail today, I trie Agento understand good, but my Asisstent and my
secretary who speak good English are no here today.
Why change you? Money-same, name-no
If I understand good you want hide money come my account, you send, after you
come you take money and my profit for all this operation nobody to know and
secret you give me 10% to be 3,650.000 dolar, 5%-is for what I don't
understand?It is a lot of money, and if no problems we share(50-50), OK?
If you have problem why I talk bad English, I must tell my father in low, he
talk English Good and know business, or you want CONFIDENTIAL, only me and you
know?
One Willie no talk with me why my bad English! You?
I am ga good man Nash Chovek, My soul good as water from Blatusha-source in
Prnjavor-city!
I wish you to have smile on your face when you 100year old!
Nash Chovek. Please write soon. I trie again call you, Tight, with My
phone-(IMPORTANT). And yes!
FROM: MR. JOHN MBEKI PEPPER TEL:
0031-630-557-298 I would like to begin by way of introduction.My name is JOHN.M.PEPPER,a
native of Capetown-South Africa and a senior employee to the South Africa
Ministry of eneryg and Mineral Resources currently here in Amsterdam-
Netherlands on a 3 months civil service research. I ran into your personal
information, in search of a trustworthy and reliable person with the office of
chamber of commerce in Brussel , though i did not disclose the purpose of
search. I am writing this letter to solicite your co-operation in order to
redeem an investment interest currently being held under trust with the South
Africa Ministry of energy and mineral resources.The said investment now valued
at US$36.500.000.00 (Thirty six million five hundred United State Dollars) was
consolidated mining corporation in 1985 for 14 years. Since the maturity of
this contract in August 1999,several attempt have been made without success to
contact MR. MOORE MOFFAT or any of his close relatives,in whose favour the
investment cash value could be paid to. My partner who is the account director
at Ministry of energy and Mineral resources and two other collegues,have
initiated the process of filing a claim for this money,with the hope of having
these funds transferred into a safe OVERSEA ACCOUNT. We as civil service
officials are deprive by law of the legal right to opperate oversea bank
account, under the Constitutional Assembly civil service constitutional
finacial code conduct bureau (Act -0221/s-sec GDF/47-ZA) on 8th-may -1996 of
REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA. We would file a claim for this money with the
Ministry claiming that you were appointed by MR. MOORE MOFFAT to be the
beneficiary to these funds.The approval procedure of this claim, take 5-7
working days. As soon as the claim is approved, the stated sum of
US$36.500.000.00 (Thirty six million five hundred thousand United State
Dollars ) will be transferred into an account of your choice,after which my
collegues and I shall travel to meet with you for the disbursement of the
fund. Since the money will be in your custody,you have the responsibility to
ensure that my collegues and I receive 85% of the total sum while 10% for your
assistance in putting claim and providing an oversea account; 5% have been
set aside for any incidential expences that might be incured in the cource of
this transaction. Please we urgue you to keep this affair STRICTLY
CONFIDENTIAL ,because we are still in active Government service. I want to
assure you that my partners are in position to make the payment of this claim
possible,provided you agree to meet with us and give us the guarantee that our
share will be well secure in your care. Be rest assured that there is
absolutely nothing to worry about in view of this claim; for your role is RISK
FREE, and it not subject to any enquiry as my partner will handle the claims
directly on behalf in South Africa. Please acknowledge the receipt of this
letter by urgently contacting me through telephone (+31-630-557-298] and
e-mail for details of this transaction. I look forward to your prompt
respond. Yours truly, JOHN.M.PEPPER NOTE: YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS VERY IMPORTANT,
AS BUSINESS OF THIS MAGNITUDE AND NATURE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DONE VIA
E-MAIL.
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From: Nash Chovek
Date: Tue, 18 Feb 2003 16:07:28 +0200
To: WILLIAM MAGOORA <willi_mago@rediffmail.com>
Subject: Re: MUTUAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
Dear Mr. Magoora,
My secretary is back and I want to use her help to writte a mail message in good
English, because I have a feeling that I misunderstood you and you misunderstood
me because of my poor knowledge of English.
I am interested in assisting you in this deal and getting the reward you are
promising. If you are still interested, please writte, and I'll answer promptly!
It was my mistake to writte to you several messages without my secretary's help,
and it resulted in misunderstanding! I am really sorry for that.
Yours sincerely,
Nash Chovek
PS. (Added by Dileah, Mr. Chovek's secretary)
Mr. Chovek insisted to wish you a good health and strength of "Mighty PRDEZH"of
Prnjavor untill your old age, and may your mustache never turn yellow!- These
are traditional good wishes from our homeland NEAR THE CITY OF PRNJAVOR, and all
our enemies were terrified from our"Mighty Prdezh. It does not sound very good
in English, but I did my best to translate it! Dileah.
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I forgot to translate... "Prdezh" is
FART
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