{"id":23,"date":"2018-08-01T21:10:30","date_gmt":"2018-08-02T02:10:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2018-08-01T21:10:30","modified_gmt":"2018-08-02T02:10:30","slug":"were-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/01\/were-back\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re back!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So years ago, this was a place where I would come and rant against everything.<\/p>\n<p>Then, my son Alex was born. I changed jobs. I went on a TV game show. Things were going well, and I didn&#8217;t feel the need to rant.<\/p>\n<p>Then, in the blink of an eye in November 2016, Donald Trump got elected. People were furious. I was disappointed, as any of you who know me can attest, but I went into it optimistically. I mean, really, just how bad could he be? We survived George W. Bush getting us into a needless war and killing the economy. I mean, Trump couldn&#8217;t do any worse, right? Right?<\/p>\n<p>And so my only comment was the day after the election when I said that I wasn&#8217;t so sure that Trump was going to make America great again, but he was definitely going to make Trump great again.<\/p>\n<p>But I stayed retired, quietly ranting to close friends and family.<\/p>\n<p>And now, after a year and a half of watching my country &#8211; a country I pledged my life to defend &#8211; be completely upended, I decided to come out of retirement, dust off the old soapbox, and rant like I never have before.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome back to Rants in Your Pants!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So years ago, this was a place where I would come and rant against everything. Then, my son Alex was born. I changed jobs. I went on a TV game show. Things were going well, and I didn&#8217;t feel the need to rant. Then, in the blink of an eye in November 2016, Donald Trump &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/01\/were-back\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We&#8217;re back!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"twitterCardType":"","cardImageID":0,"cardImage":"","cardTitle":"","cardDesc":"","cardImageAlt":"","cardPlayer":"","cardPlayerWidth":0,"cardPlayerHeight":0,"cardPlayerStream":"","cardPlayerCodec":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24,"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions\/24"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rantsinyourpants.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}