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Rants in Your Pants Award Winners!

The Complete List of

Rants in Your Pants Award Winners!

1998:

Best Movie: Saving Private Ryan
Worst Movie: Deep Impact
Best TV Show: South Park
Worst TV Show: Pensacola Wings of Gold
Most Notable Event: Jesse Ventura elected Governor of Minnesota
Most Overhyped Event: The Clinton Grand Jury Testimony
Best Stupid Site: Telebubby Fun Land
Worst Stupid Site: The Ultimate Accordion Website
Coolest Site: Mike and Adele's World
Most Annoying Pop Act: Hanson

1999:

Best Movie: Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Worst Movie: The Blair Witch Project
Best TV Show: Frasier
Worst TV Show: Snoops
Most Notable Event: The War in Kosovo
Most Overhyped Event: The Death of JFK Jr.
Best Stupid Site: Museum of Bad Art
Worst Stupid Site: The Gary Coleman Web-a-Thon
Coolest Site: Mike and Adele's World
Most Annoying Pop Act: Britney Spears

2000:

Best Movie: Gladiator
Worst Movie: Blair Witch 2
Best New TV Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Worst New TV Show: Big Brother
Most Notable Event: The Florida Recounts
Most Overhyped Event: Y2K
Best Stupid Site: Hot or Not
Worst Stupid Site: Bush-Gore Dance
Coolest Site: JetCareers
Most Annoying Pop Act: N Sync
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Robert Downey Jr.
Hottest Female Celebrity: Julianne Moore
Hottest Male Celebrity: Mike Lewis

2001:

Best Movie:  Shrek
Worst Movie: (Tie) Glitter, Freddy Got Fingered
Best New TV Show: The Job
Worst New TV Show: "New" CNN Headline News
Most Notable Event: Sept 11th Attacks
Most Overhyped Event: Anthrax scare
Best Stupid Site:  Virtual Stapler
Worst Stupid Site:  Bad Banjo Jokes
Best Am I ___ or ... Site:  Hot or Not
Best Stupid Celebrity:  Peter Pan
Coolest Site: Pogo
Most Annoying Pop Act: Mariah Carey
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Mariah Carey
Hottest Female Celebrity: Kate Winslet
Hottest Male Celebrity: Hugh Jackman

2002:

Best Movie: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Worst Movie: Crossroads
Best TV Show: Farscape
Worst TV Show: The Anna Nicole Show
Most Notable Event: (Tie) - Enron/WorldCom Collapse and Looming war with Iraq
Most Overhyped Event: Non-specific terrorist threats
Best Stupid Site:  Redneck Neighbor
Worst Stupid Site:  The Duct
Best "Which _ are you?" Site:  What type of Goth are you?
Best Stupid Celebrity:  (Tie) - Jimi Jamison and Tim Reeves
Coolest Site: Cockeyed.com
Most Annoying Pop Act: Avril Lavigne
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Michael Jackson
Hottest Female Celebrity: Gizz
Hottest Male Celebrity: Ben Browder
Best Rant: I'm pissed right now! Oh shit the bosss is comin by Gizz
Winner of the 2002 RIYP Final Four Pick-em: (Tie) Adele and justbricks
Winner of the First 2002 Nigerian Spam Scam Contest: Doogie
Winner of the Second 2002 Nigerian Spam Scam Contest: Naira
Best Tangent Maker: Craig the Dirty Bomb Guy
Scariest Avatar Picture: Psycomatronic
Most Frequently Inebriated Ranter Award: Gizz
Most Pathetic Ranter: IckleGem
Best Evil Cat Lookalike: amethystesia
Least Likely to Succeed on Love Calculator: Craig the Dirty Bomb Guy
Most Likely to Make Friends: Eagle

2003:

Best Movie: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Worst Movie: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Best TV Show: The Daily Show
Worst TV Show: Pop Idol/American Idol
Most Notable Event: (Tie) - Operation Iraqi Freedom and Finding Saddam in a hole
Most Overhyped Event: Michael Jackson arrested
Best Stupid Site:  Bush Blair Duet
Worst Stupid Site:  KellyOsbourne.org
Best Name Generator Site:  Star Wars Name Generator
Best Stupid Celebrity:  (Tie) - Bubb Rubb and Jedi Kid
Coolest Site: Jessica Towers
Best Spamfighter:(Tie) - Nash Chovek Vladimir and Rey del Pollo Lopez
Most Annoying Pop Act: Kelly Clarkson and Cheeky Girls
Celebrity Who Should Just Go Away: (Tie) - Any of the Osbournes and Paris Hilton
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Whitney Houston
Hottest Female Celebrity:(Tie) - Halle Berry and Cameron Diaz
Hottest Male Celebrity: Johnny Depp
Best Thread: Farscape Cancelled
Best Rant: Top 5 Actors of Our Time by Hippolati
Winner of the 2003 RIYP Final Four Pick-em: Adele
Winner of the 2003 RIYP Fantasy Football League: bill
Winner of the First 2003 Nigerian Spam Scam Contest: susu
Winner of the Second 2003 Nigerian Spam Scam Contest: numbat

2004:

Best Movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Worst Movie: Alexander
Best TV Show: The Simpsons
Worst TV Show: LAX
Most Notable Event: Killer Tsunami
Most Overhyped Event: Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction"
Best Stupid Site:  (Tie) - Rock, Paper, Saddam and Rumsfeld Fighting Technique
Worst Stupid Site:  Crabb Jumpers
Best Stupid Celebrity: William Hung
Coolest Site: Ghost Town
Most Annoying Pop Act: Ashlee Simpson
Celebrity Who Should Just Go Away: Paris Hilton
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Robert Downey Jr
Hottest Female Celebrity:(Tie) - Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley
Hottest Male Celebrity: Colin Firth
Best Rant: Unbelievable by Vinny
Winner of the 2004 RIYP Final Four Pick-em: Mike
Winner of the 2004 RIYP Fantasy Football League: lasonovich
Winner of the 2004 RIYP Fantasy Basketball League: Zeus
Winner of the 2004 RIYP Fantasy NASCAR League: Mike

2005:

Best Movie: (Tie) Serenity and Corpse Bride
Worst Movie: Dukes of Hazzard
Best TV Show: (Tie) - Arrested Development and Family Guy
Worst TV Show: Wife Swapping
Most Notable Event: The Death of Pope John Paul II
Most Overhyped Event: Natalee Holloway
Best Stupid Site:  Top Thirty Random Chuck Norris Facts
Worst Stupid Site:  Rate My Poo
Best Stupid Celebrity: Ring Tone Dancer
Coolest Site: Google Maps
Most Annoying Pop Act: Ashlee Simpson
Celebrity Who Should Just Go Away: Paris Hilton
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Jack Black
Hottest Female Celebrity: Veronica Zemanova
Hottest Male Celebrity: (Tie) Johnny Depp and Ron Jeremy
Best Rant: The Price of Petrol These Days by Dalryk
Winner of the 2004 RIYP Fantasy Football League: Mike
Winner of the 2004 RIYP Fantasy NASCAR League: SteveC

2006:

Best Movie: Borat
Worst Movie: Lady in the Water
Best TV Show:  Heroes
Worst TV Show:  Flavor of Love
Most Noteworthy Event:  Israel Invades Lebanon
Most Overhyped Event:  John Mark Karr confesses to killing JonBenet
Best Stupid Site: Cowbell Soundboard
Worst Stupid Site: Supermodels with Seethrough Tops
Best Stupid Site Celebrity: Kathy McGinty
Coolest Web Site: You Tube
Most Annoying Pop Act:  Fergie
Celebrity Who Should Just Go Away:  Anna Nicole Smith
Celebrity Most Likely to OD:  Anna Nicole Smith
Hottest Female Celebrity:  Jessica Biel
Hottest Male Celebrity:  Johnny Depp
Best Rant: Thanks! Now It Is Time to Forget About You by Mad Max

2007:

Best Movie: Zodiac
Worst Movie: Norbit
Best TV Show: Lost
Worst TV Show: Heroes
Most Noteworthy Event: Virginia Tech Massacre
Most Overhyped Event: Final Harry Potter Book Released
Best Stupid Site: I Can Has Cheezburger
Worst Stupid Site: Wookieepedia
Coolest Web Site: Google
Celebrity Who Should Go Away: Britney Spears
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Amy Winehouse

2008:

Best Movie: The Dark Knight
Worst Movie: The Love Guru
Best TV Show: House
Worst TV Show: Heroes
Most Noteworthy Event: Obama Elected President
Most Overhyped Event: Financial Crisis
Best Stupid Site: Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog
Worst Stupid Site: Meet the Real Batman
Coolest Web Site: Google
Celebrity Who Should Go Away: Lindsay Lohan
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Amy Winehouse

2009:

Best Movie: The Hangover
Worst Movie: Miss March
Best TV Show: Big Bang Theory
Worst TV Show: Heroes
Most Noteworthy Event: Financial Crisis
Most Overhyped Event: (Tie) H1N1 and Death of Michael Jackson
Best Stupid Site: Flaming Cursor
Worst Stupid Site: Peeps Show
Coolest Web Site: Facebook
Celebrity Who Should Go Away: Lindsay Lohan
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Amy Winehouse

2010:

Best Movie: Inception
Worst Movie: The Last Airbender
Best TV Show: Parks and Recreation
Worst TV Show: Lost
Most Noteworthy Event: Republicans win Midterm Elections
Most Overhyped Event: WikiLeaks
Best Stupid Site: Autocomplete Me
Worst Stupid Site: Vuvuzela
Coolest Web Site: Facebook
Celebrity Who Should Go Away: Lady Gaga
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Amy Winehouse

2011:

Best Movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Worst Movie: The Hangover Part II
Best TV Show: Parks and Recreation
Worst TV Show: Any Real Housewives
Most Noteworthy Event: Japanese Tsunami
Most Overhyped Event: Charlie Sheen
Best Stupid Site: The Sheen Pyramid of Greatness
Worst Stupid Site: ExploreNewt2012.com
Coolest Web Site: The Oatmeal
Celebrity Who Should Go Away: Kim Kardashian
Celebrity Most Likely to OD: Charlie Sheen