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Best Site Search Terms - February 2010

March 29, 2010

One of the things I love best are the weird phrases that people put into search engines that bring them here. Here are my favorites from last month:

crazy things in nigeria - What, besides the scammers and spammers?

junk spaceship 1970s show - I have no idea what this one is.

stuip sites - Maybe try "misspelled sites?"

buying purses in nuevo laredo - You can buy a purse to take to the donkey show, señor...

can flight attendants walk around outside an aircraft - No, when they get off the plane they have to ride in those carts that go "beep-beep-beep" throughout the terminal. No, seriously, that's what they're for.

how come there are so many korean fish markets - A very good question. If you find the answer, let me know. I think it might have something to do with it being a peninsula.

is y 2k roman numerals - Yes, the roman numeral "Y" is used for 2,818 and the numeral "K" represents 3,197,214. Not many people know that, but it's true.

naked woman with deer photo - I don't think I really want to know.

naked women no cover ups - Well, if they were covered up, they couldn't really be naked now, could they?

paris very big city - Really? You needed to search for this? What kind of idiot are you?

pronounce polizei - Glad I could help with this one. I called them "poleezee" and made the mistake so you don't have to!

rude french canadian - Unfortunately, this search term returns way too many results.

what happens if you stick your hands down your pants - If you have to ask Google, you probably shouldn't do it.